The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)

Dan Conroy: Ranger Brad

Quotes 

• Ranger Brad : Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts.

  Betty Armstrong : I'm sure you do. Honey, the Ranger's just doing his job.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Of course he is. I'm sorry Ranger Brad. I guess all this talk of horrible mutilation has me on edge.

  Ranger Brad : That's all right Dr. Armstrong. This horrible mutilation has a whole lot of people on a whole lot of edges.

• Ranger Brad : Oh, say... You don't believe those old legends about the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, do you?

  Dr. Roger Fleming : Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist, I don't believe in anything.

• Ranger Brad : I've seen a bear do things, well... even things that even a bear wouldn't do.

• Ranger Brad : Lissen. I don't wanna frighten you folks but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe... just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated, too.

  Betty Armstrong : Well, I've certainly never been horribly mutilated, but I don't wanna start now. Thank you!