ABC Afterschool Specials (TV Series)
Stoned (1980)
Scott Baio: Jack Melon
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Quotes
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Teddy : [both are stoned after smoking a bong at Teddy's home] Are you high?
Jack Melon : Am I who?
[both laugh]
Jack Melon : Hey man, look at that tree, all bent and twisted. It looks like Old Man Eber.
Teddy : Old man who?
Jack Melon : Old Man Eber. I walked past that tree hundreds of times and never saw him. How come I never noticed?
Teddy : 'Cause grass helps you see things clearer.
Jack Melon : I thought it was supposed to cloud things up.
Teddy : Just the opposite. You see things for less of what you want them to be and more for what they really are.