Scrubs (2001–2010)

Michael J. Fox: Kevin

Quotes 

• J.D. : [voiceover]  I was running late, but that's okay, because I've been working with Dr. Casey these last few weeks and he likes to start every day the same way - by touching everything in his first patient's room.

  Dr. Kevin Casey : [touching things]  Bink, Bink, Bink, Bink, Bink...

  Dr. Kelso : [enters room] 

  J.D. : Everything.

  Dr. Kevin Casey : [touches Dr. Kelso's nose] 

  Dr. Kelso : Oh, well I suppose that's how they say hello in Cuckoo town. The patients on this wing have been complaining about hearing strange noises.

  Dr. Kevin Casey : If it's bink I can explain.

  Dr. Kelso : It's not bink.

  J.D. : Is it I come from the land down under, where women glow and men plunder? That wasn't me.

  Dr. Kelso : Just figure it out, dammit!

  Dr. Kelso : [leaves] 

  Dr. Kevin Casey : Do you plunder?

  J.D. : I have been known to.

• Dr. Kevin Casey : It's been four hours since my last surgery, I just can't stop washing my hands...

  [grunts] 

  Dr. Kevin Casey : This is a secret... no one is suppose to know about this. Ok?

  J.D. : Okay, no problem.

  Dr. Kevin Casey : I just don't want to tell anyone, this is my problem, no one should ever burden it on someone else...

  J.D. : [voice over]  He was right, I couldn't do it...

  Dr. Kevin Casey : You need help JD?

  J.D. : No, nothing...

  [voiceover] 

  J.D. : None of us needed help...