The Tromaville Café (1997– )

Paul Kyrmse: Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD

Quotes 

• Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD : God, why does bad things happen to good people?

  God : Because it's funny! Hey? Wanna go get drunk?

• Steve : I just love high school movies! They remember me about my own high school and how everyone loved me and how good I was in football. Then I remember that high school's over... and I'm pretty much of a loser now.

  Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD : [shouts]  You suck, Steve!