The Tromaville Café (1997– )

Joe Fleishaker: Michael Herz, God

Quotes 

• Michael Herz : I started to take my on-screen persona too seriously. Well, to tell a long story short, I killed Lloyd's family.

• Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD : God, why does bad things happen to good people?

  God : Because it's funny! Hey? Wanna go get drunk?

• Melvina : Michael, what happened here?

  Michael Herz : Lloyd went nuts! Well, actually, he's always been nuts. But now he's got a gun!

• Michael Herz : Lloyd, you wacky youngster.

  Lloyd Kaufman : I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out! How's that for wacky?