Nearest and Dearest (1972)

Norman Mitchell: Vernon Smallpiece

Quotes 

• [In desperation, Vernon phones what he hopes will be his cash cow] 

  Nellie Pledge : Hello, Pledge's Pickles speaking. This is Nellie Pickle - I mean, Nellie Pledge.

  Vernon Smallpiece : Hello Nellie. It's Vernon here.

  Nellie Pledge : [Excitedly]  Oh! Have we come up on the pools?

  Vernon Smallpiece : No no no no - not Vernons, Vernon!