The Guru (2002)

Ajay Naidu: Sanjay

Quotes 

• Vijay : Name one famous Indian in America.

  Sanjay : That guy from the Simpsons.

  Vijay : He is a cartoon!

• Sanjay : [awestruck]  I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!

• Ramu Gupta : [walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it]  What are you watching?

  Vijay : [makes a sex motion]  M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

  Ramu Gupta : YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!

  [jumps on Sanjay] 

  Sanjay : You've never seen Good Will Hunting?

  Vijay : We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.