The Guru (2002)

Jimi Mistry: Ramu Gupta

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Quotes 

• Vijay : You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?

  Ramu Gupta : I want what you promised.

• Ramu Gupta : You need to do your own thing. Live your own life.

  [walks away angrily] 

  Lexi : I'm going to meditate on that.

• Ramu Gupta : The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.

  [Faces woman] 

  Ramu Gupta : Are you thinking?

  Turned-on Woman : My whole body is about to think!

• Ramu Gupta : [walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it]  What are you watching?

  Vijay : [makes a sex motion]  M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

  Ramu Gupta : YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!

  [jumps on Sanjay] 

  Sanjay : You've never seen Good Will Hunting?

  Vijay : We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.

• Ramu Gupta : Why are you afraid?

  Kitty : What makes you think that I'm afraid?

  Ramu Gupta : I feel it.

• Dwain : Alright, you wanna lose the pants?

  Ramu Gupta : Is that part of the movie?

  Dwain : Could be.

• Ramu Gupta : Is the Mercedes in the shop or something?

  Vijay : Or something.

• Ramu Gupta : [Upon seeing the apartment]  You're a real bastard, you know that?