Kath & Kim (2002–2007)

Peter Rowsthorn: Brett Craig

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Quotes 

• [Begging his estranged wife] 

  Brett : Kim, please come home... I don't know how to use the washing machine.

  Kim : Oh. That's all I am to you? Just a slave? Well I don't know how to use the washing machine either, Brett.

• [an answering machine message to his estranged wife] 

  Brett : Kim, pick up the phone, it's Brett... Look, can you call me back? I'm at work. I really need to talk to you... What day's rubbish day?