Howdy Ho! Mr. Hankey, everybody's favorite piece of poo, is here to show us his line up of holly jolly Christmas songs! There's S.D. Kluger singing the Mr. Hankey theme, then we've got Mr. Mackey singing Carol of the Bells, Eric Cartman singing "O Holy Night", Jesus Christ and Santa Claus singing a medley of Christmas jingles, and even Mr. Garrison wishes all the religions of the world a Merry Christmas! It really is a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Krazy Kwanza, and all the rest! Written by
Dylan Self <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Sometimes he's runny/Sometimes he's firm/Sometimes he's practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall into the toilet 'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around try to get it in the toilet and finally he does.
When aired on TV, the very beginning of the show and at the end of commercial breaks, is a brief shot of a real life news reporter saying "Fighting the Frizzies, tonight at 11." The conclusion of the show featuring him fighting a frizzie. See more
Merry Fucking Christmas
Performed by Mr. Garrison See more