One Hour in Wonderland (1950 TV Special)
Edgar Bergen: Self - Co-Host
Quotes
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Kathryn Beaumont : Mortimer, you musn't be afraid of people. Goodness, I'm only a girl.
Mortimer Snerd : That's the worst kind.
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Charlie McCarthy : [as Walt summons the Slave in the Magic Mirror] How hammy can you get? Do you girls know this character, Disney?
Diane Disney : Yes.
Sharon Disney : He's our father.
Charlie McCarthy : Eh... oh.
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Charlie McCarthy : Okay, magic boy, let's see who you really are.
Slave in the Magic Mirror : What is it, son of the sapling?
Charlie McCarthy : I'll ignore that.
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Edgar Bergen : I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
Charlie McCarthy : No, I've been lucky so far.
Edgar Bergen : Well, once upon a time...
Charlie McCarthy : Here we go...
Edgar Bergen : There was a child named Alice. She was a little girl.
Charlie McCarthy : Say, you have done research, haven't you?
Edgar Bergen : One summer day, she was seated on a riverbank, and she began to feel drowsy.
Charlie McCarthy : Well, she should have watched where she was sitting. Or did you say drowsy?
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Edgar Bergen : What's the matter, Mortimer, car sick?
Mortimer Snerd : No, I'm sick.
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Charlie McCarthy : [about the Magic Mirror] That's probably some kind of a hopped-up television set.
Slave in the Magic Mirror : Television?
[infuriated]
Slave in the Magic Mirror : TELEVISION?
[Thunder crashes and lightning flashes inside the mirror; everyone gasps]
Walt Disney : Whoa! Steady, old boy! Take it easy.
Slave in the Magic Mirror : Television, ha! I have never been so insulted in all my unborn days.
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Charlie McCarthy : [as they prepare to go to the Disney Studios] Now, now, now look, Bergy, can't this clambake wait? I have an important meeting with the junior hot rodders.
Edgar Bergen : Well, we've been invited to a tea party at the Walt Disney Studios.
Charlie McCarthy : A tea party?
Edgar Bergen : Yes.
Charlie McCarthy : Holy mackerel. I thought that stuff went out with the bustle.
