A Crack in the Floor (2001)
Gary Busey: Tyler Trout
Quotes
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Tyler Trout : You know what's good about that suppository? When she farts, it's gonna smell like southern fried chicken. You hold that in your heart.
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Tyler Trout : You know those city folk, they just don't know how.
Floyd Fryed : How to what?
Tyler Trout : Everything.
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Tyler Trout : Would you like to snap one of 'em's neck? I got a lot out in the back, and the minute they die, you can smell the rabies leave their body. It's spectacular.
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Tyler Trout : Take the chicken wing, it's soft, and use it as a suppository. Leave it in for 10 minutes, it'll take you out of your misery.
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Floyd Fryed : You just tell that plane, we don't want you goin' nowhere, especially to Brazil.
Tyler Trout : Well there's a lot of monkeys down there, you know what you can do with them?
Floyd Fryed : Yeah, but...
Tyler Trout : Think about it!
Floyd Fryed : [chuckling] Hey, you wanna take me with you? We'll both go to Brazil. Play with the monkeys.
Tyler Trout : Play with monkeys. Put bananas in hidden places.