A Crack in the Floor (2000)

User Rating:

3.3/10   

Directors:

Sean Stanek
Corbin Timbrook

Writers:

Corbin Timbrook (original story) and
Sean Stanek (original story) ...

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Something Terrible Awaits Underneath...

Plot:

For the past 33 years Jeremiah Hill has lived alone, with no contact with the outside world, and he intends to keep it that way...

Plot Keywords:

Cabin | Sheriff | Rape | Shower Scene | Throat Slitting

Cast

Mario López	...	Lehman
Gary Busey	...	Tyler Trout
Bo Hopkins	...	Sheriff Talmidge
Rance Howard	...	Floyd Fryed
Tracy Scoggins	...	Jeremiah's Mother
Justine Priestley	...	Kate
Daisy McCrackin	...	Heidi
Bentley Mitchum	...	Johnny
Jason Oliver	...	Billy
Francesca Orsi	...	Sunny
Kyle Patrick Feuer	...	Young Jeremiah
David Naughton	...	EMT Driver
Stephen Saux	...	Kevin Gordon
Roger Hewlett	...	Jeremiah
Frank Collison	...	Turner

MPAA:

Rated R for horror violence, language, sexuality and drug use.

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

Germany:16 | UK:18 | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Norris Johnson Productions

Quotes:

Floyd Fryed: You just tell that plane, we don't want you goin' nowhere, especially to Brazil.
Tyler Trout: Well there's a lot of monkeys down there, you know what you can do with them?
Floyd Fryed: Yeah, but...
Tyler Trout: Think about it!
Floyd Fryed: [chuckling] Hey, you wanna take me with you? We'll both go to Brazil. Play with the monkeys.
Tyler Trout: Play with monkeys. Put bananas in hidden places.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Psycho (1960)

and the award goes to...

the mouse.that's right,i said mouse.there's a mouse in the movie,and even though it has the briefest of cameos,it was the best actor in the(alleged)movie.for some reason,i watched this right to the bitter end. i don't think anyone involved in the movie knew there were cameras involved.you can't fake acting this bad.it's a real talent.nor can you fake making a movie this horrible.and this is the end result. it wasn't really a movie.more like a collection of scenes strung(loosely)together.i'm not sure how much this thing cost to make,but i feel confident in saying i have more than that underneath my cushions.brutal,but still nowhere near as bad as Dracula 3000.a very reluctant 1* for the mouse's performance.