Bandits (2001)
Bruce Willis: Joe Blake
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Quotes
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Joe : ...Of course, if you are expecting the unexpected... well, then it really isn't unexpected anymore... and that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected... because you're not expecting it.
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Charles Wheeler : Please, wherever you are, return my wife to me. Kate, if you're listening, I want you to know that I'm okay. I hope you're holding up well, I hope that these gentlemen are treating you correctly, the way you should be treated, and speaking of which, I'm going to Spain next week, so if your kidnappers would like to contact me, they can get in touch with my people, and you know who they are, and the house is waiting for you, right here, where you belong. And the house misses you, I miss you...
[Kate turns off the television]
Kate : Hmph! He has no IDEA where I belong!
Joe : You belong here.
Terry : Yeah. With us.
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Bank teller : Is this a joke?
Joe : No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.
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Joe : Paradise. Tuxedos and Margaritas.
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Joe : Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her!
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Joe : One of the things we liked to remind ourselves before we went into any job is 'expect the unexpected'. Alright? Alright? Always sounds like good advice. Except, of course, if you are expecting the unexpected, then... well then it really isn't unexpected anymore, is it? And that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected -- because you're not expecting it.