Totally Confused (1998)

Gary Rosen: Wiley

Quotes 

• Johnny : Hey, Wiley. Do you think maybe the reason you're so depressed is 'cause you smoke too much pot?

  Wiley : I am not depressed. You think I'm depressed?

  Johnny : Annie thinks you're depressed.

  Wiley : Well what does she know? Just because I hate everybody, doesn't mean I'm depressed. I'm just being realistic.

  Johnny : Jesus. Listen to you. Do you really hate everybody?

  Wiley : Why shouldn't I? I'm being half-serious here. I mean, I'm sick of people. I'm sick of myself. I hate being weak. I feel that if I get close to girls, they're going to want to go to bed with me and if I get close to guys, they're going to think I'm a homo.

  Johnny : I thought you were a homo?

  Wiley : That has not been proven yet!

• Wiley : Can I get you anything? Tea? Pop? Water? Bondage Film?

• Wiley : I am exploring the outer limits of masturbation. I think I've solved the chafing problem.