Totally Confused (1998)
Johnny: Hey, Wiley. Do you think maybe the reason you're so depressed is 'cause you smoke too much pot?
Wiley: I am not depressed. You think I'm depressed?
Johnny: Annie thinks you're depressed.
Wiley: Well what does she know? Just because I hate everybody, doesn't mean I'm depressed. I'm just being realistic.
Johnny: Jesus. Listen to you. Do you really hate everybody?
Wiley: Why shouldn't I? I'm being half-serious here. I mean, I'm sick of people. I'm sick of myself. I hate being weak. I feel that if I get close to girls, they're going to want to go to bed with me and if I get close to guys, they're going to think I'm a homo.
Johnny: I thought you were a homo?
Wiley: That has not been proven yet!
Wiley: I am exploring the outer limits of masturbation. I think I've solved the chafing problem.