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3/10
The Necro Files: A "What did I just watch?" movie
Platypuschow19 July 2017
Bear with me on this one. A cannibal rapist returns from the dead to continue his bloody onslaught but Satan worshippers, a murdered floating baby and an unstable drug addicted psychopath cop are hot on his trail.

On a budget that resembles a Big Mac and small fries this is labelled as comedy horror and though it has absolutely no jokes I can only assume that's why the acting and dialogue was so embarrassing. Because it was intentional, right?! Gore, light T&A, some of the worst sfx ever put onto film (Including a baby that they don't even try to hide is blatantly a doll and plenty of cringe worthy moments make up The Necro Files.

Amazingly this has a sequel and being the movie masochist that I am I will no doubt end up watching it.

Upon watching this part of me found myself considering vetting movies better before watching them, but if I had done that I'd never have seen the love between a zombie & a blow up doll interrupted by a floating baby with a voice like Pee Wee Herman.
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3/10
Hilarious ressurection scene
bowmanten11 February 2019
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This movie is bad. Period.

But as the plot unwindes it gets really absurd and hilarious. I can recall few scenes even now, month after watching it. Flying doll, ressurection scene, lovestory - so ridiculous and yet so memorable.

Still it's like 10-15 enjoyable minutes out of the whole movie. The dialogues are not worth a penny. The acting is pathetic. Fast forward and find the best scenes. Don't waste your time this much.
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4/10
o boy
tonyatcamp15 February 2005
i got a copy from the writer of this movie on soulseek. I have to say it is pathetic and just plain painful to watch the two cops act, but i watched the movie as a joke and since it is a homage to august's underground which i happened to have seen it is in my book as an awesome movie. Its quality and everything about it is pretty bad but its entertaining and something to talk about amongst your friends. Reminds me of troma but good stuff. I recommend seeing this under two conditions, if you are bored and need a good laugh, or high, otherwise just let it be. Recommended download for sure. o and the killings are pretty funny. like when the zombie rips the Satan worshipers dick off and stabs someone in the head with it.
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Definetly a guilty pleasure
JMconnell29 November 2001
Gore. Sex. Flying Dolls. More Gore. I love this film. Its the story of a serial rapist/killer, shot dead by severely overacting cops and bought back to life a year later by the dumbest satanists ever to grace the screen. The zombiefied rapist promptly goes on a killing spree, the cops slowly lose their marbles as they pursue the zombie, and the satanists send a dead baby (Actually a doll!) after the undead miscreant.

Its violent, gory, offensive and funny.
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2/10
I'm sure there's a semi-good film about a zombie rapist out there, but this isn't it
movieman_kev7 April 2005
A girl is showering unknowing that a serial rapist is staring at her through the skylight. Detectives Martin Manners and Orville Stone is hot on his trail, but not hot enough as they find him after he kills, rapes, and eats a nipple of the girl.He's the shot to death. One would hope that this would be the end of the film. Not because it's too horrifying, but because the level of acting is atrociously horrid. Sadly it's not the end and months later the rapist is resurrected as a zombie by a coven of satanists. So he continues where he left off, with the detectives on the case again, this time a flying baby is after him too (don't ask). There has been VERY good VERY low-budget movies (Street Trash and Filthy McNasty spring to mind), but this one is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Horrible acting, crappy dime store special effects, lame attempt at comedy and oh yeah, and the ending sucks too.

My Grade: F

Eye Candy: Theresa Bestul gets fully nude; Anne R. Key gets topless
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2/10
Avoid
colaboy75 December 2005
I am a huge horror/splatter fan, I even enjoy horror films some people consider as stupid. I also like gore. The more the merrier as long as it has a point.

After reading the other people's reviews on the site I was sure this film was going to be a little gem. But much to my disappointment it proved to be one of the most pointless films I've ever watched.

The acting was terrible, the dialogs were stupid, the plot was pointless, the special effects were useless and the editing was probably done by someone who has been dead for the past 2 years. Usually i find that all these characteristics make a great b horror movie . But not in this case.

I waisted 11 EUR to get this DVD.

Unless you actually enjoy pointless gore ( for example the "violent sh*t" films) avoid at any cost!
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1/10
Sado zombie depravity junk
Leofwine_draca3 September 2016
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Grade Z, shot-on-video atrocity which only remains remotely watchable thanks to the light-heartedness of a number of scenes. THE NECRO FILES has acquired something of a cult reputation on the Internet thanks to the ever-continuing efforts of producer Todd Tjersland to advertise his baby at every possible opportunity, but any fans seeking out this film as a result are bound to be disappointed. This is a film for sadists and psychopaths only - those who enjoy or find funny scenes of repeated rape, graphic murder, extreme anti-social behaviour, profanity, child murder, psychopathy, perverted sex, cannibalism, and other extreme depravity that I cannot even begin to comment on.

Amongst other things, this tasteless offering includes scenes of a rape by a masked man followed by the removal of the victim's intestines and other internal organs; a man being graphically castrated; a woman having her breast cut open and devoured; a man being bloodily shot through the chest and head; more rape and murder, this time by a zombie, plus all manner of unpleasant kinky S&M scenes that are seemingly included to appeal to the male audience. The plot is non-existent, the acting generally appalling and jokey; the film's only "humane" characters are a pair of bumbling detectives who stumble upon the case by chance (Steve Sheppard's portrayal of the drug-addicted and completely psychotic detective Manners being the film's only saving grace) and end up disposing of the zombie through the traditional total bodily dismemberment method.

The special effects for the film are extremely poor, with the "zombie" consisting of a guy in a grey mask, and the gore effects provided by pig offal from the local butcher's. The film reaches new lows with the arrival of a "demon foetus", which is basically a doll which flies around courtesy of a fishing line and looks totally ludicrous - not to mention hilariously funny. Obviously a homage to the zombie baby in BRAINDEAD, this doesn't come close and is strictly amateur night stuff. Thankfully, none of the above acts of barbarity are remotely realistic, so whilst the film is indeed tasteless, it's never disturbing in the way that some of the video nasties are. And hey, at least this is mercifully short.

Through watching this film you come to realise that a genuine love for the genre is evident (NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD is heard playing on a television set at one point), as is a wealth of imagination on the part of Jaissle and Tjersland - it's just a shame that their skills weren't put to use in a better film with a real plot. For now, on the evidence of this movie, they're just plain certifiable! Ironically, watching the closing credits (complete with jokey pseudonyms and movie references) is more enjoyable than watching the wretched abomination itself! THE NECRO FILES? Plain and utter rubbish is what I call it.
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4/10
Zzzzzz...
plaznihqyllnikaaf14 October 2001
This is not as funny and gory as the DVD box claims. I really love twisted and wierd movies, but this one is really just dull! It's one hour of ripped off penises, flying Baby Born dolls and a lot of rape! I think the intention with this amateur sleaze, was to make a It's-so-bad-it's-good movies, but it fails. It's just bad! A few scenes are ok, but in whole it's a mess. If you like amateur splatter like this one (Only way better) I would recommend Andreas Schnass' Violent Shit 2 and 3.
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3/10
Zombie killer, flying baby demon, high cop.
ansarm17 November 2008
It is such a strange movie, you can call it awful or if you sit with friends it can give you a killer laugh-athon. Strange comes to mind again and again. Shot amateurishly, acted even worse and the directions, maybe none. The special effects are funny but the music accompanying a flying demon baby will surely be the biggest hit. See it if you got time to kill. But don't, don't even try to take it seriously. Supposed to be a tribute to 'Porno holocaust ',. Since I haven't seen it, from the tribute I can assume it to be as bad. Should have given it 1/10, but it did give me a good laugh or two, so it gets a 3. Excessive gore, the only thing somebody worked on. Stay away if you are squeamish, more gore than laughs. Wonder if the makers had a laugh making it?
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6/10
funny
ssewtt12-130 November 2005
the flying baby is a belly laugh and the zombie/rapist is a concept few have thought of you gotta be touched in the head to think that doozy up( but here it is )

not the best made or acted movie if ya want academy performances look elsewhere but as a funny interlude it's good some peoples comments about it's puerile and stupid are correct but i know the fella who made this and it's supposed to be !!!! i think some people just like knocking stuff

i say there ain't enough have a laugh and put me thinking head aside films around
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10/10
anyone who says this movie sucks knows nothing.
hoffnungstod025 July 2005
no, this is not supposed to be a high budget brilliance, but it is brilliant in its own right. you have to look at it for what it is, a low budget masterpiece involving a zombie rapist wielding a 12 inch love rod that he keeps out flapping in stride. those who came to give this movie a low review were probably looking for the next cult classic or hidden "gem" as they say and just didn't quite get there. i love how everyone points out obvious observations such as the "5 cent baby attached to a fish pole" hahaha, well, yes. i don't think a movie with a budget like this could afford "good" actors or effects so they worked with what they had. the guts and entrails were actually very convincing. the movie was a little choppy going from sequence to sequence but overall, this is one of the better movies i have seen lately that doesn't follow any trend or predictability. very good for a laugh.
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6/10
Unique is all I can say
ayaatwr18 October 1999
The necro files is strange. Very strange. And low budget. The fat cop is played by someone who probably financed the film but isn't an actor of any sorts. It's full of rape and murder scenes so ridiculous that you can't help laughing at them, and a flying tiny tears doll that's supposed to be a demon fetus from hell. It made me laugh, genuinely because of the intended humour, and the humour that exists in all low budget movies that are cheap and amateur. The two cops steal the show as they are just such poor actors. Best Scene: The two cult members begging Jesus for forgiveness
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The filth and the fury
ultra_tippergore24 December 2006
Necro Files is a classic. Yes. A classic for the fans of no-budget gore-filthy movies. The plot speaks for itself: a serial rapist is killed then come back to life because of a "satanist cult" spell. But, he comes back to life as a zombie with a huge penis. He continues his rapist and killing rampage. There are two cops that follows the case, one of them is mentally altered. Thats a great character! A very good performance by that guy. Other highlight is the "flying baby doll". No words. Its the glory. The movie is very enjoyable but not expect "good cinema" or "art". Its a party movie, to watch with friends drinking beer and puking. Great fun.
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6/10
He bashed his head on the rock!...Let's go get some tacos.
camarossdriver24 August 2020
I WAS going to give this turd of a movie a 1 (or MUCH LESS if I could) as a rating...BUT...once I started watching it,it kinda grew on me,and it was funny! NO...it was friggin' HILARIOUS!!! Do NOT expect ANYTHING great from this film. The acting is atrocious. The film quality is horrendous (which probably HELPS). The effects are "OK" I guess. But when I got to "Demonic Super Baby" this is where I totally LOST IT! It was SO DAMN FUNNY that IMMEDIATELY I rated this movie MUCH HIGHER than I anticipated that I would! This film REALLY isn't for everyone,but if you like sex crazed well endowed zombies...sex dolls getting "probed"...god awful (but funny) acting...and the LAUGH OUT LOUD "Demonic Super Baby" (who makes even FUNNIER sounds)...you will most likely enjoy this one. I may even call up some of my buds,and have a "Necro-Party"! You HAVE to watch this one with some other people that enjoy trash...GOOD trash.
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10/10
100% Pure Quality Grade-A Entertainment!
Joe 2520 September 2000
Now, many would think to stay away from this movie just because of the title. If you do not have the stomach for gory movies, then what are you doing reading this review? Anyhow, I borrowed the video from a friend of mine and fell in love with this movie immediately. This movie is chock full of wonderful gore, plus the usual other ingredients that make up a b-movie add up to one hell of a viewing experience! If you're a lover of good quality experiences, then by all means, watch this great flick!
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6/10
Hilariously sick!
kclipper14 August 2007
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If you are one that likes to venture into territory that no one belongs, than this flick is for you. This has to be the absolute worst film ever made (its not even shot on film). But keep in mind, when I say worst film , I mean production value, acting, atmosphere, plot and overall moral value. This trashy, sickening film is utterly hilarious. so break out the beers, grab your friends, put the kids to bed (and girlfriends), and get ready to be shocked and appalled. The "story" begins with serial killer/rapist Logan dissecting and having sex with dead chicks until cops Manners and Sloan blow his brains out (literally). of course it's not over. Logan is resurrected by a Satanist cult and goes on another murdering spree armed with a giant foot-long penis. (thats right ladies!) Just when you think you've seen it all, it just so happens that one of Logan's victims got pregnant and the baby is back from the grave for revenge against its dead rapist zombie daddy. Logan falls in love with a blow-up doll. Vengeful flying baby bites and pops a hole in the sex-toy, and angry Logan begins pursuit that follows up to a bloody climax. Meanwhile Manners develops a psychosis and a drug habit while Sloan tries to maintain the sanity. If you don't believe me. Check it out for yourself. So thats the plot. Now for the facts. This looks like it was shot on video with non-existing budget from producer Todd Tjersland (who also plays cameos) for Asteroth Entertainment. Asteroth specializes in super low budget gore flicks made to satisfy sickos and weirdos who enjoy films about killing and torturing hot chicks (mostly porn-actresses).The two cops Manners and Sloan should get awards for worst acting ever. I mean, they have to try to act that badly. The flying zombie baby is a doll on a string (clearly visible) and the rest of the characters are so stupid. Silly touches are put in the mix, such as the Bud Dwyer live suicide playing in the background at one point in the movie, and tons of gore, mutilation, masturbation, deviant sex, torture, rape, castration, black magic and all. If you like the trashiest of trashy and sleaziest of sleazy, this is for you. And believe it or not... There is a sequel.
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Joe D'Amato is Alive and Well
Michael_Elliott13 January 2015
The Necro Files (1997)

*** (out of 4)

Two detectives are searching for a serial rapist who has attacked, raped and mutilated over two-hundred women. One day they finally catch a break and blow him away but nine months later the rapist's newborn son is sacrificed at his grave site by a group of Satan worshipers, which brings the rapist back to life. Only this time he's a zombie who goes out looking for more woman to mutilate.

If you're looking for a clean-cut, straight-forward horror film then you're going to find hundreds at your video store or whatever mainstream source you enjoy. THE NECRO FILES certainly isn't a movie to take home to your parents and in fact, it's not really a movie you're going to want to watch with anyone unless they too seek out the bizarre underground type of flicks that most people would find revolting a vile. It's funny but I remember seeing this back in 1997 and I had never heard of it before. Someone at a video store said it was unlike anything he had ever seen so I rented it on that alone. There's no doubt that I had never seen anything like it and the film remained in my mind all the way up to this second viewing.

Look, I'm not going to sit here and say this thing is a lost classic because it's not. Yes, it's extremely silly at times. Some of the acting is horrid. The "baby" is obviously fake. We could spend a lot of time talking about the low-budget but instead of looking at the negative I'm just going to say that I enjoyed the film, it's charm and the fact that it's rather graphic in its own right. If you've seen Joe D'Amato's PORNO HOLOCAUST or EROTIC NIGHTS OF THE LIVING DEAD then you're going to see what influenced this movie. The film offers up a lot of naked women, a lot of graphic kills and plenty of pig guts thrown all over the place. The gore level is extremely high for a film from this period and there's also a lot of nudity to keep you entertained.

The zombie make-up is also another plus. I enjoyed him going around in his burial suit and the visual of his face was rather good considering the budget. The fact that he goes around with a giant penis just adds to the strangeness and there's no question that the meeting with the blow-up doll is something.... Well, rather unique as is the rest of the film.
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6/10
Far more fun than it should be
kannibalcorpsegrinder5 August 2022
After attacking and killing a serial killer, the corrupt cops who initially killed him find themselves unwillingly drawn into a series of killings similar to his rampage and learn that a Satanic Cult mistakenly revived his body in a special ceremony forcing them to stop the vicious killer.

This was a wild and hysterically fun shot-on-video effort. That this plays so well within the confines of the genre with so much of this one playing off the expectations and experiences is what makes this so much fun. The wacky and bizarre storyline that includes everything from corrupt cops capable of drug use, framing an actual criminal with far more noteworthy criminal activity and turning a blind eye to their dealings is a fine start to this, while the rest of the film concerns a Satanic cult resurrecting the zombified corpse of a serial rapist-killer to begin a rampage while the cops bumble around the case until it intersects together. This is so bizarre and gets stranger by the minute which is always a good sign. Likewise, the film's highly enjoyable and goofy attack scenes are also a part of the shot-on-video charm. Willingly going for the cheap and cheerful route here including the use of dolls for body parts and a reanimated zombie baby flying around attacking others, the decaying make-up work on the zombie, or the fact that the creature is clearly walking down city streets in guerilla-style sequences offer up the kind of low-budget insanity which is a lot of fun for those that enjoy this style. As well, the sloppily choreographed and shot confrontations where the zombie appears and strips female victims before raping and killing them and getting their intestines and other organs that are usually displayed in this kind of film all give this one quite a lot to like about it. That, though, doesn't mean much for those who are turned off by the utterly terrible technical features on display. As mentioned, hardly anything here, from the gore to the special effects and props to the overall presentation here, come off in the slightest bit realistic or believable through design or choice in how to shoot the sequence as that tends to spoil the effect of what's happening. That also needs to take into account the other factors here that make up its obvious origins and limitations here with the usual elements of these types of films including the underwhelming and obvious special effects, flimsy locations, and guerilla-style sequences which all point to the films' origins and limitations holding it down.

Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Violence, Extreme Graphic Language, Full Nudity, strong sex scenes, a Rape Scene, and drug use.
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10/10
Gary Browning is HUGE
sshadow6 August 2000
Well this movie was probobly one of the funniest scary movie i have ever seen. The effects are so bad you just have to laugh, and the acting, well lets say its no mel gibson. But Gary Browning who plays an police officer is so damn bad, he becomes good. I dont know how but he him self makes this movie a 10. You must see it if your in to horror/slash movies cause its bloody and funny at the same time. Killer movie.
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10/10
Beyond fun
BandSAboutMovies2 August 2022
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A notorious underground classic for the last 25 years, this so-called American Video Nasty is finally available to a mass audience. And thanks to Visual Vengeance - due diligence, I've recorded several commentary tracks and written liner notes for some upcoming films - this is available for the first time ever on blu ray. If you haven't seen one of their releases yet, it's like the Criterion Collection grew a sack and stopped releasing movies that eight snooty people care about and started releasing movies that eight maniacs care about with all the love and care that pure cinema deserves, if pure cinema is a movie with a flying zombie baby.

Directed by Matt Jaissle from a script by Todd Tjersland and Sammy Shapiro, things get started when police detectives Martin Manners (Steve Sheppard) and Orville Sloane (Gary Browning) arrive too late to save Manners' sister from being the next target of hockey-masked rapist serial killer Logan (Isaac Cooper), a killer who has already claimed two hundred victims. Manners snaps when he gets to the scene and becomes judge, jury and executioner as he blows Logan away.

Some time later, a Luciferian gang marches through the cemetery where Logan has been buried. They kill his infant child - living up to the promise of the Satanic Panic - and throw it into Logan's grave before taking turns urinating on its dead corpse, all the while chanting rituals and making you consider whether you're ready for what this movie has to deliver. This ceremony brings Logan back, except now he has a yard-long appendage and he's ready to use it on any girl unlucky enough to get in his way, including German porn star Dru Berrymore and a girl who is assaulting the tradesman's entrance of a blow-up doll that Logan falls in love with.

Keep in mind - this baby is totally a toy and that fact is never disguised, pushing this movie from simply strange into sheer madness, the kind that I hunt down and treasure.

Two of the cult members, Barney (Jason McGee) and Jack (Christian Curmudgeon) are trying to escape the carnage they created, as the baby comes back as a flying zombie with a cartoon voice and Manners continues to go down a dark path filled with violence and drug use.

How could this movie be made any better? Well, it's dedicated to Joe D'Amato and trust me, I think the man of many names would approve of the sheer lunacy and exploitation madness that this movie contains.

Just a warning: nearly every scene in this movie is filled with sex, violence or sex being interrupted with violence. It's a vile, disgusting movie with a helium-voiced flying demon baby, and you're not going to find anything else like it anywhere.
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Like getting slapped with a rotten sausage...
Nick Zbu13 July 2000
I'm sorry, I can watch crap, but this takes the cake. Rather a glance into the writer's diseased mind than a lucid movie, we watch a bunch of non-actors go from scene to disgusting scene. I don't know what is more horrifying: naked goth chicks or those two guys pretending to be cops in a Ford Tempo. No, wait, I forget the zombie with a three foot d**k. It might as well be a middle finger with all the contempt the makers of this film have for their audience.

Good? Bad? It's all dark shades of gray in this film which has the stupidest ending and a completely unrelated summary ending designed for a sequel! I would ask you to watch it and see, but I'm not that cruel.

Plus, the special effects range from the barely acceptable squibs to the pathetic 'flying zombie baby' which is just a five cent toy at the end of a fishing pole.

In short, films are supposed to be enjoyable. All this waste of videotape does is make you lose five pounds in vomit alone. Putrid, disgusting, and without purpose.
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8/10
I laughed my ass off!
dworldeater12 October 2022
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The Necro Files is the best worst movie I have seen in a long time. To be fair this movie is bad, really bad. But that doesn't mean that it don't deliver the disgusting goods for a really ultra violent and sleazy gore film. This Z grade no budget movie has crap production value, terrible cinematography and editing and acting so bad it seems like it was done on purpose. All of the budget seems to have gone to gore, which there is a ton of and looks appropriately disgusting. As a whole this film is filthy with a zombie cannibal serial killer resurrected via sacrificing a baby during a satanic ritual, a demon baby, a crazy cop and all the tasteless morally depraved sex and violence you can handle. This film looks so cheap and is so tasteless and nasty, it makes a Troma film look like Spartacus. The film is also funny, really funny and was so over the top and ridiculous I nearly had a heart attack. If you can appreciate extreme gore, movies that are awesomely bad or have a sick sense of humor then The Necro Files is for you. If not you can stick to watching Annie or Mary Poppins.
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10/10
Arrrrrisssse!
saint_brett13 May 2022
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The opening of this VHS camcorder recorded movie sees a naked actress, with a bad case of dandruff, showering with a bottle of Head & Shoulders and some perv who reminds me of the masked killer from a Life Time movie Stalker Club.

This crap also reminds me of those Camp Motion pictures.

The lead singer from RATM shows up and unmasks himself as the Life Time Stalker Club perv from earlier then padlocks the flaky scalped woman to a refrigerator and, "Oh, wow wee," does he do a number on the itchy scalp victim.

Meanwhile, Cliff Richard and his potty mouth partner Edmund Kemper play detectives hot on the trail of Zack De La Rocha and oh boy are they "Raging, don't it feel amazing?" (How'd these two beat cops know the killer was at this specific house?) Cliff Richard's partner, Kemper, reminds me of Corey Haim's father from License To Drive. "Les did it!" The RATM Life Time stalker killer is captured then Cliff Richard unloads on the apprehended rage killer. How he'll explain this to internal affairs - who knows?

We cut 9 months later where a band member from Gwar, The Zodiac, and a handful of other ninja apostles show up in a graveyard preaching Night Slasher biblical phrases to resurrect the RATM Life Time stalker killer. They employ some crude methods to raise the dead, and a plastic baby as well. Did my eyes deceive me or did someone just get stabbed in the gut with a - Never mind. (This is rare when watching movies for me but I'm actually laughing out loud at this cemetery scene.)

Cliff Richard - with an addiction to street prescription medication for a flu - bashes up Talking Heads lead singer David Byrne under a railway line for no reason other than to feed his thirst for violence.

Elsewhere Jeremy Jordan and Christina Aguilera are out camping when suddenly attacked by the 12-inch resurrected RATM Life Time stalker killer. The baby from Creepozoids is summoned by a couple of halfwits. It flies around on a string taking out unmasked ninjas. Cliff Richard then confronts David Byrne a second time, who's posing as Vanilla Ice who's selling Tums, and it doesn't end well for Mr. Five-Point-Owe. After wasting David Byrne a second time Sir Cliff Richard then murders a ninja who's on the run from the Creepozoid baby, while on the other side of town the RATM Life Time stalker killer walks around the streets of Seattle with its meat in its hand in a display of public exposure.

A tender moment of the movie sees the RATM Life Time stalker killer show affection toward a blow-up doll where we learn that the character's falling in love at first sight and has a change of heart about its dark past. But the Creepozoids baby quickly deflates this relationship quite literally.

The big boss battle at the end is just one bungle after another as the Creepozoids baby, Forever Evil, Les's dad, and Cliff Richard all come together in a comedy of errors.

I gotta say that this movie was more entertaining than anything I've watched in the last 20 years.
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10/10
PS..to add to my review
sophiewilde-1313110 May 2021
IF..you're brave / stupid / foolhardy/ stupid enough to watch this brilliantly had film & make it to the end credits..then check out the actors names at the end! More than half are too embarrassed to use their own names & their "stage names ' takes some beating !lol.
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