Shao Lin san shi liu ban deng (1982) Poster

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3/10
"It's only a building, lives are more important."
classicsoncall17 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
The ninja kids in question are descendants of the Ming Dynasty who wear a talisman of their origin. The Ching want to kill them to remove all trace of their heritage. Just about the entire film is spent by the young martial artists in training with stone benches that will come in handy for the film's climax when they must do battle with the evil emperor in a giant spinning top. You couldn't make this up, so I'm wondering how they got that into the film.

The movie mildly explores the relationship of an overbearing master who relentlessly trains his protégés, punishing them when they misbehave or don't perform to perfection. The scene when Wu Chan slaps the youngest boy changed the entire flavor of the story for me, especially since he didn't redeem himself in any way later on.

The attempts at humor generally fall flat, like the pair of lanky warriors who might have been the two stooges of kung fu. There is one comedic scene done particularly well though. A few of the boys come upon a young female martial artist taking a bath in the river and one of the boys remarks - "Brother, why doesn't she have this?", while another checks his own anatomy for reassurance.

I was perplexed by one scene near the end of the movie when the ninjas were working out in the cave. There on the floor in rather bold relief and colored in red was a large swastika. No mention of it was offered in the story, but it sure looked strange.

Not being a big fan of the genre, I was intrigued enough to pick up this DVD when I saw the title in a bargain bin at a local store, especially since it was paired with another flick called "Little Mad Guy". It only cost a buck, and to be honest, it was worth every penny, which is to say, about fifty cents worth.
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Actually, NO ninja kids
kensmark18 March 2003
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Mild Spoilers ahead.

The title is a bit of a lie . . . as there are, in fact, no ninja kids in the picture, or even any Japanese characters. Moreover, the box claims that it's "your favorite seven kids" plus thirty friends, which is also untrue. This is actually the second film I've seen whose promo material claims it's a sequel to some seven-ninja-kid movie that, in fact, it's unrelated to, and which I've never seen.

"37 Ninja Kids" is actually a mediocre early-80s Shaw Bros-style kung fu-kids movie; low-budget, high physical effort, but minimum attention to script or acting. It's about orphans being raised at Shaolin Temple shortly after the Manchu invasion. The Manchus want the kids dead but don't know where they are (and this plot point is only *very* briefly touched on), while the kids perform endless acrobatic exercises involving benches.

Really, there's virtually no kung fu in the movie, although there's some peculiar (and often fairly impressive) acrobatics, a lot of cheesy slapstick, bad dubbing, and ridiculous background music. I strongly had the impression that the background music was ordered like so: "I'm making a movie, about 83 minutes long, and I need 83 minutes of alternatingly wacky and dramatic music." And the composer never saw the film.

Oddly, the film turns almost serious at the end . . . and then the Manchu emperor himself attacks the temple . . . in a giant flying stone top that has extensible weapons. Damned strange, even for films like this, and way out of left field.

The kids, naturally, defeat him using lots of benches. No, I'm not making that up.

All in all, worth the $2 I paid for my copy, but I don't think I'll rewatch it too often. It's more the kind of film you show bored friends who've never seen this kind of film.
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4/10
Daddy Day Care Meets Bronze Girls Of Shaolin!!
Movie-Misfit11 December 2019
Its video cover, which has on it the fantastic gang from Lucky Seven along with the tag line - Your favourite 7 kids, plus 30 friends! - should be the first warning when you approach a film such as 37 Ninja Kids. Nothing else on the cover connects to that much superior movie, nor does anything representing a modern day setting!

There are no ninja kids - or ninjas as a matter of fact. I do believe the title 36 Kids From Shaolin Temple should have stuck with this release, which may have helped critics, fans and viewers be kinder...

While not the worst film in the world, its original English dub (on this copy) is highly annoying. It's bad guys look like they just stepped out of a pantomime, and the overall drive of the film is pretty boring. It features a number of orphaned kids who (we eventually find out) are hiding in Shaolin Temple to learn kung fu and steer clear of the evil Manchu's who want them dead.

They are taught by one monk - Heung Wan Pang (Hero From Shanghai; Dynamite Trio) which, in regards to one adult to 30 kids, would be hugely frowned upon in today's working environment. He treats them quite harshly, constantly putting them through rigorous training just in case one day they made need to fend for themselves - but he is also quite fatherly at the same time, showing some compassion and care to the younger ones.

A silent kitchen hand played by Sonny Yue (Shanghai 13; Raiders Of The Shaolin Temple) gives the kids a little extra training tips on the side before revealing that he too lost someone to the Manchu's many years ago! So all in all, the majority of the film focuses on training scenes, terrible attempts at comedy, and a ridiculous plot that all boils down to a grand finale in Bronze Girls Of Shaolin style - as in, its so crazy it has to be seen to be believed!

Monk Heung Wan Pang and Sonny Yue do deliver some half decent kung fu fight action against some regular known bad guys from that era who are helped by the one and only Paul Wei - the slimy little bad guy from Bruce Lee's Way Of The Dragon. The fights are handled by action director and prolific actor Su Chen Ping (Iron Neck Li; 18 Bronzemen; The One Armed Boxer) and when the adults get to move, they do so enough to entertain. The trouble is, for some, those fight scenes may just come a little too late...

The finale I mentioned of course features the big bad guy attacking the kids in a huge stone spinning top with blades and weapons sticking out! Thankfully, the kids had trained long enough in the art of the stone stool which is what they use to defeat him before Sonny Yue somehow manages to blow the thing to bits!

Overall: Probably just one for completists, 37 Ninja Kids isn't terrible, but its just not great...
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