WCW Monday Nitro (1995–2001)

Tony Schiavone: Tony Schiavone, Self - commentator, Self - Commentator, Self - interviewer, Tony Schiavone - Host

Quotes 

• Tony Schiavone : [Barbarian just kicked his opponent]  Mafia kick to the head.

  Bobby Heenan : A what?

  Dusty Rhodes : What the hell is a mafia kick?

  Tony Schiavone : That's what he calls it.

  Bobby Heenan : Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head?

  Dusty Rhodes : He's Samoan, from the Polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick!!

  Tony Schiavone : Well I was just calling it by it's name.

  Bobby Heenan : HE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD TONY!!

• [repeated line] 

  Tony Schiavone : This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!

• [repeated line, usually after the NWO won a match] 

  Tony Schiavone : This is the darkest night in the history of our sport.

• Tony Schiavone : You kind of ran to the back there, when Sting came out.

  Eric Bischoff : Diet drink. You oughta give it a try.

• Tony Schiavone : Fans, don't even think about changing the channel, because we've learned that at our competition, Mick Foley, who used to wrestle here as Cactus Jack, is going to win their world title! Heh, talk about putting asses in the seats.