Terror Firmer (1999)

Greg 'G-Spot' Siebel: Ward

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• Jerry : Hey Ward, according to these new revisions, Toxie finds out that the chemical company responsible for turning him into the Toxic Avenger was called Junk-O Chemicals.

  Ward : No way!

  Jerry : Way! It turns out that it was owned by his late father who made this plant which made Toxie sick which is why he commited suicide, and Toxie never even knew it!

  Casey : All these revisions... it's absolutely ridiculous.

  Jerry : I'm sorry, what?

  Casey : We change the script every day. It completely changes everything in the story.

  Jerry : Yes. You can do whatever you want to at Troma. It's this shit in which the best chaos emerges.

  Casey : How can you like this offensive garbage anyway?

  Jerry : Because it is offensive. Sometimes pissing people off is the only reason to get them to look at shit.

  [the Mad Cow Boy standing nearby yells 'moo'] 

  Jerry : See? Even Mad Cow Boy agrees.

• Ward : Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff.

  Jerry : Aw, come on Ward. Don't tell me this little nosebleed is bothering you a little.

  Ward : Not at much as your ugly face. Why do you get into this stuff anyway?

  Jerry : Why do you always look at the crack of a man's ass and think "lunch time"?

  Ward : No wonder I loose my appetite when I look at you... sicko. Look at these people. They're miserable.

  Jerry : Hey, hey, listen tushy pusher, I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.