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4/10
Shadow of the Dragon is an amateurish oddity
tarbosh2200023 February 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Vietnam, 1974: Three soldiers on patrol, Tony Baker (Williams), Brian O'Malley (Palm), and Eric Brunner (Smith), come across an ancient Buddha statue. Unbeknownst to Baker and O'Malley, Brunner later steals a priceless ruby from the statue's forehead, then slaughters a local family. After this intro, we're now in Los Angeles, present day. Baker and O'Malley have become LAPD officers, and they're hot on the trail of some warehouse heists.

While Captain Washington (Z'Dar), their classic WYC, wants results, it appears their job is going to be tougher than they thought. A mysterious, ninja-like character known only as Mekong Dragon is ruling the streets. So our two detectives turn to a man known only as Temple Priest (Okamura) for help. Things come full circle when members of the Vietnamese-American community also pitch in so our two heroes can finally unmask Mekong Dragon. But who will it be? And why are they doing what they're doing? Who is in the SHADOW OF THE DRAGON?

What Jimmy Williams, the man primarily responsible for Shadow of the Dragon, should have done, is cut the first hour of the film. Just highlight it and press delete. It should have started with the final, whackadoo 37 minutes, and then they could have fashioned something after that for another 40 minutes or so.

The post-dubbing of all the characters' voices, and the rock-bottom budget are not the problems here, although they may put some people off. Asking audiences to sit through 97 minutes of almost-total technical ineptitude is a tall order, however. To say this movie has pacing problems is a huge understatement. Fan favorites William Smith, Robert Z'Dar and Gerald Okamura are not in it enough to raise the quality level. Most people's home movies are shot and paced better. Hell, they're even plotted better.

Before you watch a movie called "Shadow of the Dragon", you think you will be getting certain things. That's why it's fairly surprising when the film takes time out to show a man who looks to be in his seventies eating a chocolate ice cream cone.

One of the better aspects of 'Shadow is that our two heroes are senior citizens. Rather than follow the modern-day trend of getting young kids like Sean Locke and Sean Faris to do all the action, they seemingly got some extras from Keaton's Cop (1990) back on screen again. O'Malley and Baker look very much alike, so it's hard to tell which one is the dad from Seinfeld and which one is the elderly Dan Lauria. Their love interests, Margie McGee (Cherry) and Ellen O'Malley (Adams) look to be about a third of their ages.

The movie takes some crazy and long-winded diversions, such as when one of our heroes goes to Chicago for no discernible reason. 97 minutes may not seem like a long running time for a "normal" movie, but Shadow of the Dragon is not a normal movie. That's why these asides should have been cut entirely. They just slow things down. If you went out of your way to watch Shadow of the Dragon, this is not how you should be rewarded.

The main baddie, Mekong Dragon, is basically a ninja with a voice box. His voice and his mysterious nature are very "Dr. Claw" from Inspector Gadget. There are some amusing and ridiculous moments in the movie overall, but they're swimming in a soup of stupidity that really tests the viewers' patience. Yet, somehow, this got into video stores in America and abroad. It is rare now, but, as we sometimes say, sometimes things are rare for a reason.

The end-credits title song by Curt Harpel is probably the best thing about the whole experience and shouldn't have been saved for last. It should have been played during the movie at least once. It's not at all uncommon for the best thing about a movie to be the final song. This is a contender for one of those times.

In the end, Shadow of the Dragon is an amateurish oddity that should have been shorter. There's cult potential somewhere in there, but it's obscured by some serious incompetence.
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2/10
With some money, a less amateurish script and a more experienced director, this could've been a good 'little film'...
wmills221 October 2001
"The 'Mekong Dragon' is wrecking havoc in L.A. A psychopathic gang commander in a black hood", "he's executing enemies in a bizarre way. His shadow falls across the city like a blanket of terror. And now, his cold blooded emissaries are creating the worst crime wave ever!"

So, began the text in the earliest of Press Releases for this under budgeted, under written and, sadly, poorly directed piece of... celluloid. "Sadly", because in other hands this could've been a good 'little film', considering that the cast included veteran character actor and consummate screen villain William (Bill) Smith (whose credits could take up this whole page), as well as Robert Z'Dar (Maniac Cop, Tango & Cash). But, the potential for some powerful performances from either was lost in a haze of confusing, painfully slow paced plots, subplots, and stilted dialog primarily delivered by the credited 'stars' of the film: Jimmy Williams, Donna Cherry and Sandy Palm.

Williams plays Tony Baker, a Viet Nam vet who is now an L.A. detective on the trail of the 'Mekong Dragon', assisted by his partner Brian O'Malley. Cherry (stand-up comedian turned actress) plays Baker's token 'love interest'. The film has a few intentionally humorous moments (and many more UNintentional ones) and a few action scenes that work... but, not enough to carry it, or even DRAG it, past it's relentless mediocrity.

The "star" of the film, Jimmy Williams, also (co-)wrote, produced AND directed. Too bad. That is undoubtedly this film's biggest flaw. "Shadow Of The Dragon" ends up a little like a term project for a college film class... one that got a "D minus". Or, classroom materials for the course: "How NOT to make a movie!". (Sorry Jim! Wm.)

(William Mills has been in the 'biz' since his pre-teen years and has worked as an actor, musician, writer, stuntman, audio production tech, voice actor, ADR & Foley artist, special effects tech, make-up artist... and more. He was also ASSOCIATE PRODUCER for "SHADOW OF THE DRAGON" as well as appearing as Det. Pat Carlyle AND replacing the voices of more than 20 actors in the film including 100% of William Smith's dialog!)
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1/10
Strange to see myself credited on a film I never worked on.
nijart20 November 2020
An obvious mistake. Although I am credited as the "Falcon" in this film, I never participated in this production, I do not appear in the film, and I do not know the filmmakers. Either a big mistake or perhaps there is another "Nigel Binns" that they are referring to.
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1/10
What Dragon 2?
saint_brett24 April 2023
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What starts out as a karate movie soon turns into a war movie with stock footage.

Joey's dad from "The Wanderers" drops into the planter section of Lowe's and then mocks and steals a jade medallion from a statue.

He's blown to kingdom come a few seconds later.

Jumping to modern-day LA, a bunch of Pocket Ninjas are branding and torturing exiled traitors while a Transformer ninja barks some robotic instructions and Vin Diesel kills one victim with a throwing dart.

Maniac Cop plays a captain of a police force, and for once, he ain't the problem with this movie; it's the other actors. Yep, the shoe's on the other foot this time. Mainly due to his limited time on screen. This is only the second time I've seen him play a good guy.

The Transformer ninja in this proves he's not to be trifled with or shortchanged; otherwise, you'll end up like this thief who's minus his hand and then shipped off overseas via surface mail.

Two great policemen, with vocals like a robotic PA system, enter the KitKat club, and the band of the dead is playing with the gusto of a senior citizen's MMA class. The dude in the blue shirt holding the guitar has to be seen to be believed.

I bet his stage name is Action Jackson. He should have been the star of this mess as, apparently Albert and Costello are the stars of this movie.

Tell me Laurel and Hardy aren't the stars of this, please! Are they serious?

A paper-thin subplot tries to explain Albert, or Costello's, background to the love affairs of this movie, and only about 3 minutes are dedicated to that backstory, which questions why they even bothered, as there's no chemistry between any involved.

Laurel, or Hardy, proposes to his own daughter in prison, and she agrees to marry her own father.

A love montage to solidify Albert, or Costello's, love for his own daughter sees them frolic with old-fashioned romance by the ocean while on the other side of the coin he's sneaking into a strip bar, like the pervert he is, and gets evicted on the grounds of being a decrepit, dirty old man and dumped in a trash bin.

These two Quincy ME papa bears have been severely miscast as the leads in this. Wait till you see either Laurel or Hardy in a muscle shirt at the end, displaying his over-the-hill body.

What's with their voices? The Transformer ninja just said, "With pleasure," and it's not his voice!

What's with the voiceovers?

I was sort of in the mood to watch a Jason movie tonight, but I went with this instead.

I don't know why I never watch anything good.

Oh brother, these two miscast leads are actual 1950s B&W actors in color.

They've been warp zoned from "The Honeymooners" to the 1980s and landed this role.

I love the Bee Gees member in his pajamas too.

It's hard enough to understand all these unusual voiceovers, like Victor Willis here with the British accent, but now this bonehead is speaking with a lisp while this other guy speaks out the side of his mouth. Even the dial phone sounds sick and out of sync.

Apparently, that stolen jade jewel from earlier is the McGuffin in this movie, and Joey's dad from "The Wanderers" is the Transformer ninja who comes back from the dead after stepping on a land mine at the start of this movie.

These actors have concrete in their veins. Their acting is like quick-setting cement.

The two main leads in this aren't even billed as the stars on the VHS cover.

Joey's dad from "The Wanderers" reveals himself to be the Transformer ninja in the end, but he looks and sounds more like the "Evil Dead." He loses his Transformer ninja powers at the end because he removes the mask, and Earth's gravity sucks the life out of him. He's easily beaten by a rocking horse and defeated in under 10 seconds.

This movie is an off-brand of "Pocket Ninjas." And by the way, why did Wrigley Field make an appearance in this movie when it was based in Los Angeles?

Once again, like the last movie I watched, there are no dragons in this one either.

This movie is hideous, and the actors looked about as enthused as mummies to participate in it.

This may have been released in 1992, but it looks like it was filmed in the early 1980s.
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