SLIPPERY WHEN WET, a 1975 junker not to be confused with Joe Sarno's later movie bearing the same title, plays like a long, long loop. Something Weird unearthed it on Vol. 132 of its Dragon Art Theatre series.
SPOILER ALERT:
My spoiler is the revelation that this belongs in the dreaded "It was all a dream" category, as Chico portrays a food delivery boy who imagines having an orgy with his customers, until the final reel shows it was all a dream.
He delivers "Salad Specials" from Frank's Deli, and takes time out to peep at Ric Lutze humping a lovely Latin girl, in clearly a recycled loop.
But the surrounding footage of Chico and his newfound friends also plays like a loop, shot MOS, with condescending (and silly) dubbing of dialog that merely makes fun of what we're watching. Yes, the boys at MST3K didn't exactly invent that format.
Best element here is a very lovely performer, a 1-shot artiste credited as "Fay Bush", portraying "the Flower Goddess". She lends a touch of class to the otherwise tedious, mechanical sex, in which Chico and a blond stud finally give way to endless fingering of the girls after their johnsons get tuckered out.
It appears that writer-director "Jack Offton" spent more creativity on conjuring up his pseudonym than in shooting the movie.
SPOILER ALERT:
My spoiler is the revelation that this belongs in the dreaded "It was all a dream" category, as Chico portrays a food delivery boy who imagines having an orgy with his customers, until the final reel shows it was all a dream.
He delivers "Salad Specials" from Frank's Deli, and takes time out to peep at Ric Lutze humping a lovely Latin girl, in clearly a recycled loop.
But the surrounding footage of Chico and his newfound friends also plays like a loop, shot MOS, with condescending (and silly) dubbing of dialog that merely makes fun of what we're watching. Yes, the boys at MST3K didn't exactly invent that format.
Best element here is a very lovely performer, a 1-shot artiste credited as "Fay Bush", portraying "the Flower Goddess". She lends a touch of class to the otherwise tedious, mechanical sex, in which Chico and a blond stud finally give way to endless fingering of the girls after their johnsons get tuckered out.
It appears that writer-director "Jack Offton" spent more creativity on conjuring up his pseudonym than in shooting the movie.