Go (1999)
Scott Wolf: Adam
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Quotes
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Adam : Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
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Zack : Okay, I just have to say this. The thing is, about Jimmy, he wasn't even that good.
Adam : I know.
Zack : Mediocre at best. And the sounds he made, God, it was like having sex with Nell. Somewhere off Greenland, humpback whales were beaching themselves.
Adam : And the ear thing. Hello, I have Q-Tips, that's really not necessary.
Zack : The only thing I will give him credit for is the oral.
Adam : What do you mean? He was terrible! At some point I just had to stop him and correct years of bad technique. I had to take him by the ears and retrain him from the throat up.
Zack : When was that?
Adam : October, maybe?
Zack : Early October. And he suddenly got so much better.
Adam : That is so disturbing. It's like you were there.
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Zack : I have cheated on you with exactly one guy.
Adam : Ditto.
Zack : Who?
Adam : No. See, if I tell you, you will freak out and it will be drama. Bad, not-funny, Roseanne kind of drama, and I am just not up for it.
Zack : I'll tell you mine.
Adam : No.
Zack : Why not?
Adam : You can't wait to tell me, can you? You're gloating! You think yours is better than mine!
Zack : I don't!
Adam : It's Sean Connery, isn't it?
Zack : Count of three.
Adam : All right. Sure.
[pause]
Adam : Wait.
[pause]
Adam : Okay.
[they silently count three on their fingers, and then...]