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Oh My Darling Valentine
Hans-5616 March 2010
In the 70's even adult movies were still shot on film. Quite a number of them had a story, a budget and some even had good actors. But not this one. There is no story to tell: we just see one sex scene after the other. The budget must have been low, for there are no remarkable locations or good effects. The acting is deplorable, even for adult movie standards.

The movie starts off with an 'incest scene'. Father Zebedy Colt (how unattractive you want your porn actor to be) fools around with his daughter. She is played by Jean Jennings. They did a good job casting her for the part, for she really does look like a teenager. But not a very exciting one and she probably is one of the worst actresses in adult movie history. Father regularly sings "Oh My Darling". Probably meant to be funny, but in this case just lack of any good ideas. The following scenes are just as depressive.

This movie belongs to the worst made in the Golden Era of porn: the 70's. You will get more aroused by watching the light of the hard disk on your computer for 65 minutes. And it doesn't matter whether the computer is turned on or not. I rate this , well ehhhhh, thing, a 1 out of 10.
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