Men in Black II (2002)
Patrick Warburton: Agent Tee
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Quotes
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[Agents J and T have dinner at a restaurant]
Agent T : Oh, good pie!
Agent J : Oh, yeah.
[T starts crying]
Agent J : What's wrong, man? The pie not good?
Agent T : You're gonna neuralyze me!
Agent J : No...
Agent T : Yes! You brought me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene!
Agent J : You ARE making a scene!
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Agent J : Why did you join MiB?
Agent T : Six years in the Marines. Love to serve, love the action.
Agent J : You wanted to play hero. Well, you joined the wrong organization. You ever hear of James Edwards?
Agent T : No.
Agent J : Well, he saved the lives of fifteen people tonight. But nobody knows he exists. And if nobody knows he exists, how can anybody love him?
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Agent J : Nothing fancy, no heroics, by the book this time.
Agent T : Got it. Hey!
Agent J : Ooh. Uh, hey, Jeff, what's happening, buddy? We were just wondering what you were doing.
Agent T : The man's talking to ya!
Agent J : Uh, you know our arrangements, Jeff. You don't travel outside of the E, F, and R subway lines, in exchange, you get to eat all the inorganic garbage that you want.
Agent T : What the hell are you doing here, worm boy?
Agent J : Uh, T... Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's...
[Jeff attacks T]
Agent J : ... kinda stupid.