Dennis Haysbert: Pedro Cerrano
Quotes
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[Gus Cantrell is gaining consciousness after being knocked out with the ball]
Gus Cantrell : God?
Pedro Cerrano : No.
Gus Cantrell : Moses?
Pedro Cerrano : No, but you're getting warm.
Gus Cantrell : Cerrano.
Pedro Cerrano : [chuckles] Hello, Gus.
Gus Cantrell : [laughs, then grabs the back of his head in pain] Oh, Jesus Christ.
Pedro Cerrano : Be careful, now.
Gus Cantrell : You scared me to death!
Pedro Cerrano : Do you mean when you realized God is black?
Gus Cantrell : Yeah... I thought She was white.
Pedro Cerrano : [laughs]
Gus Cantrell : I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already.
Pedro Cerrano : What's your point?
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Rube Baker : Carlos Liston, a resident mad man and cleanup hitter.
Hog Ellis : I have to pitch to him today?
Rube Baker : Yeah.
[laughs]
Frank 'Pops' Morgan : Just remember one thing, Carlos is a bit like a mad dog.
Hog Ellis : Mad dog?
Pedro Cerrano : If he smells fear, he goes into attack mode.
Frank 'Pops' Morgan : So, whatever you do,
Pedro Cerrano : Don't let him know that you are scared.
Hog Ellis : I need to use the bathroom.
Pedro Cerrano : Use the mound.
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Gus Cantrell : [looks ahead after reading the newspaper on the bus] Oh, my... Cerrano?
Pedro Cerrano : Yo?
Gus Cantrell : Cerrano!
Pedro Cerrano : [approaches Gus] Si, Gus, what?
Gus Cantrell : [points at sign ahead] Is that who I think it is?
Pedro Cerrano : [the sign is for Taka's Putt-Putt] Jesus Christo. Tanaka!
