Half Baked (1998)

Willie Nelson: Historian Smoker

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• Historian Smoker : You know, back in the sixties we used to smoke this shit on the street. Cops didn't say nothin', hell, they was gettin' high, too. Everybody was good. It wasn't a thing to do because it was a thing to do, you know? It was a thing to do because it got you high. Can you dig it?

  Thurgood : Oh, I feel you, that's why I'm doin' it. I feel you. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's sixty bucks.

  Historian Smoker : Sixty bucks? Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean? You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?

  Thurgood : How much?

  Historian Smoker : I don't know, we never used 'em.

  [both start laughing]