George of the Jungle (1997)
Brendan Fraser: George
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Quotes
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Max : Let's take care of him.
George : Huh?
[Max and Thor pick George up and ram head into cage]
Ape : Why didn't you come sooner?
George : Why Ape have little stars around head?
[Max and Thor pull George out, tickles him, and rams head back in]
Ape : George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair?
George : Uh-huh.
Ape : Well, now's a good time to forget it.
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Ursula Stanhope : And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.
Narrator : Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him
George : Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.
Narrator : Really? Is that so?
George : For a while.
[grins]
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George : Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?
Ursula Stanhope : No, that's not what I meant.
George : George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
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Narrator : Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.
Betsy : Hi.
Ursula Stanhope : Hi.
Betsy : I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
Ursula Stanhope : Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.
Betsy : Not anymore.
Ursula Stanhope : Oh! George.
[sees him naked]
George : Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
[sees Betsy]
George : Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.
Betsy : Charmed, I'm sure.
Ursula Stanhope : George, hold this big book.
[he holds book covering his front part]
Ursula Stanhope : Cover the booty.
[puts bowl on behind]
Ursula Stanhope : Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.
George : Bye.
Betsy : No problem.
[to herself]
Betsy : Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
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[swinging a lion over his head while protecting Ursula]
George : George not even trying hard.
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Narrator : The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome...
[jungle call]
Narrator : Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew.
[noises come from crate and it opens with George in it]
George : Next time George get bigger box.
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[Ursula screams at the sight of Ape]
George : No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast!
Ursula Stanhope : [panicky] What does it want? What does it want?
Ape : "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course.
Ursula Stanhope : [laughing hysterically] That is very funny!
Ape : [sarcastic] Ha, ha, ha...
Ursula Stanhope : I thought I heard the monkey talk!
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George : That close one, huh?
[grins]
Ursula Stanhope : Watch out for that tree!
[George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out]
George : Oops.
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George : Sleep sweet, Ursula.
Ursula Stanhope : Sleep sweet, George.
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Ursula Stanhope : So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.
Betsy : Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.
[George is wearing a dress]
George : Nice butt flap.
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George : So you no want Ursula to love George?
Beatrice Stanhope : I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast.
George : That hurt.
Beatrice Stanhope : Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle van de Groot.
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[looks down Ursula's shirt]
George : Something funny about this fella.
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George : [on Ursula's apartment balcony] This very high treehouse.
Ursula Stanhope : Mmm-hmm.
George : Good place to call friends from, sound carry.
Ursula Stanhope : Oh, no...
[George lets out jungle call]
Ursula Stanhope : ...the neighbors.
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Ursula Stanhope : And this is Neiman Marcus
George : Ooh! They have big shiny cave.
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Lyle : White ape. Sounds like a drink
[mockingly]
Lyle : Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape.
Narrator : A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease.
George : [hits tree] Ow!
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[as Thor aims his rifle at Shep, Ape roars and jumps out of the treehouse, landing the ground]
Ape : Run, Shep! Run for your life!
Max : Did that monkey just speak?
Thor : That monkey just spoke!
Ursula Stanhope : I *knew* it!
Lyle Van de Groot : He *talked*!
Max : [to Thor] Shoot it now.
Ape : [turns and notices Max and Thor] Hmm?
Max : [lowers Thor's rifle] With the tranquilizer gun, you idiot! The ape's worth a fortune!
George : *No*!
[runs towards Ape]
Lyle Van de Groot : [aims his handgun at George] Stop or I'll shoot!
[shoots George in slow motion]
Ape : No!
Lyle Van de Groot : No!
Ursula Stanhope : George!
[fade to white]
Narrator : Whoo! OK, kids, let's settle down and review the important information. Lyle is a big doofus. Poor George was really shot, but can't die because, let's face it, he's the hero.
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George : It dancin' time. Ursula wanna dance?
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[Ursula laughs]
George : No people here to look stupid for. Just George.
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Ursula Stanhope : [going crazy] Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a... What do you call that thing?
George : Buttflap.
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George : Here comes shep.
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George : George not feel so good.
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[after Lyle comes to take Ursla away]
George : Now George really mad! George tear off your...
[after this, Geroge gets caught by the German army men]
Mercenary : At ease, jungle boy. Everybody freeze now!
German Army Man : Operation completed as ordered, sir.
Lyle : Thank you, Gunner, Gunter, Hans, Jan... and Phil.
Entire Group : Thank you, sir!
Lyle : No hard feelings, stone belly. The best man won that's all. Or I should say the guy who brought mercenaries on. That's all.
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Ursula Stanhope : [while looking at George's necklace] Did you fight a crocodile for this?
George : Oh, no. George not fight. Crocodile have toothache. George pull tooth. Crocodile give to George after. Gift. Good juju.
Ursula Stanhope : Juju?
George : Good luck. Protection.
Ursula Stanhope : [pulling gold ring with pink heart shaped stone off her finger] I have something like that,too. Wanna see?
George : Mm-hmm
Ursula Stanhope : It's not worth anything. I found it in a cereal box when I was ten. It's my good luck. My juju. Can I...
[Ursula puts the ring on George's necklace with his crocodile tooth]
Ursula Stanhope : I want you to have that.
George : For George? It's the nicest present George ever get. Thank you.
