Doctor Dolittle (1998)

Reni Santoni: Rat #1

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Quotes 

• Dr. John Dolittle : Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.

  Rat #1 : That's yesterday's news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!

• Rat #1 : [John has just arrived at the home of his old friend, Sam Litvack, for a CAT scan]  ... What's your problem?

  Rat #2 : Your face.

  Rat #1 : I'll hit you so hard, you'll see 10 more of me.

  Rat #2 : It already SMELLS like 10 more of you. So just bring it on, cheese-eater... Hey, you gerbil!

  Rat #1 : [They both notice John staring at them for the first time]  ... What are YOU looking at?

  Dr. John Dolittle : I'm just looking at a couple of greasy rats fighting over some garbage.

  Rat #2 : Come HERE and say that, you 4-eyed bubble-headed doofus biped! I'll get bubonic on your ass!

  Dr. John Dolittle : What if I take that light bulb there, and put it between your little rat butt cheeks, and make a little rodent lamp out of you?

  [notices that Sam Litvack has joined him] 

  Dr. John Dolittle : ... I'm sorry, Sam; how are you?

• [last lines] 

  Lucky : I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine.

  Rat #1 : I hate stories with happy endings.

  Owl : Yoo-hoo.

  Rat #1 : What did you say?

  Rat #2 : I didn't say nothing.

  Rat #1 : Then who?

  Owl : [squawks and takes flight] 

  Rat #1 : Ahhh! Run! Run for your lives! Oh my God! Let's go, buddy.

  Rat #2 : I don't want to die. I'm too young to die! Hang a left! No, hang a right! Look out for the traffic! Oh, legs, do your thing. Get out of my way!

  Rat #1 : This circle of life really stinks!