Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996–2023)

Mark Lamarr: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Mark : I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm aggressive-aggressive.

• Mark : You're the skilful gay of Britain. You have got three straight men fighting over which one gets you.

• Mark : Stuart Adamson was a Big Country member. And we do remember.

• Mark : Give it to Bill.

  Toyah : I already have.

  Mark : I meant the song!

• Mark : I like the way Bill just buzzes in without a buzzer!

• Lisa : Put me out of my misery.

  Mark : I'd love to.

  [looking off-stage] 

  Mark : Could someone please get my croquet mallet?

• [in the 'what's the next line of the song' round] 

  Mark : Girlfriend in a coma?

  Bill : Oh... dear.

• Bill : What's wrong with this?

  Mark : It's like a gay, hippie, Dennis the Menace!