Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996– )
Mark: You're the skilful gay of Britain. You have got three straight men fighting over which one gets you.
Mark: I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm aggressive-aggressive.
Phill Jupitus: Stand up a minute.
Simon Amstell: Why, what's wrong with me?
Phill Jupitus: You look like you've been drawn by children.
Phill Jupitus: This is a man in a suit. I've got lots of brown so
Phill Jupitus: Here's his hair.
Simon Amstell: That's what I was going for.
Mark: Stuart Adamson was a Big Country member. And we do remember.
Lisa: Put me out of my misery.
Mark: I'd love to.
Mark: Could someone please get my croquet mallet?