Quotes
Mark: You're the skilful gay of Britain. You have got three straight men fighting over which one gets you.
Share thisMark: Stuart Adamson was a Big Country member. And we do remember.
Share thisMark: I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm aggressive-aggressive.
Share thisMark: I like the way Bill just buzzes in without a buzzer!
Share thisLisa: Put me out of my misery.
Mark: I'd love to.
[looking off-stage]
Mark: Could someone please get my croquet mallet?
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Mark: Girlfriend in a coma?
Bill: Oh... dear.
Share thisPhill Jupitus: Stand up a minute.
Simon Amstell: Why, what's wrong with me?
Phill Jupitus: You look like you've been drawn by children.
[childishly]
Phill Jupitus: This is a man in a suit. I've got lots of brown so
[manically]
Phill Jupitus: Here's his hair.
Simon Amstell: That's what I was going for.
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