The Stöned Age (1994)

Clifton Collins Jr.: Tack

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Quotes 

• Hubbs : Hey Tack, we'll trade you this half-joint of burlsense bud for the chicks.

  Tack : Fucking skank weed, man.

  Hubbs : Ok. How about we give you this entire bottle of the Schnappster, you tell us where the chicks are?

  Tack : That shit makes me hork.

  Hubbs : Come on, this will get six fat chicks all William Holden-style fucked up.

  Tack : [contemplates it for a second]  Fuck that!

• Tack : What chick's gonna wanna go out with a krater face?

  Joe : Your face will clear up some day man, and who knows, maybe you can meet a chick with an acne problem too. Then you two will have something in common.

  Tack : I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!

• Tack : You'd rather watch The Dukes of Hazzard instead of getting laid?

• Joe : Check it out, man. It's Tack.

  Hubbs : [laughs]  The Tackmeister? That fuckin' pud! Hang a loogie on him!

  Joe : All right.

  [Joe rolls down the window and spits at Tack, hitting Tack square in the jaw] 

  Tack : AW!

  Hubbs : Tack, you cack!

  Tack : Hey, man, I got some chicks!

  Hubbs : [brings car to screeching halt]  Tack's got some chicks?

  Tack : Man, why'd you guys spit at me?

  Hubbs : [slaps Joe on the shoulder]  Joe, fag! You spit on my buddy Tack, man!

  Joe : You fuckin' told me to!

  [Hubbs slaps Joe again] 

• Tack : Bring on the bitches!

• Norm Hankey : Tack, what are you doing here, man?

  Tack : Oh, fuck you, Snot Rag, let's book!

  Norm Hankey : Don't call me that, all right? My last name's Hankey.

  Tack : [sarcastically]  All right, Hankey. Don't have a spazz. Come on, bro, let's get us some poontang!