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The Stöned Age (1994)

R  |   |  Comedy, Music  |  5 December 1994 (USA)
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Joe and Hubbs are a pair of rockers who are on a quest for 'chicks'. This is the tale of their adventures over one night.

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Joe
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China Kantner ...
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Lanie (as Renee Ammann)
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Tack (as Clifton Gonzalez Gonzalez)
David Groh ...
Dad
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Crump's Brother
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Officer Dean
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Convenient Store / Disco Clerk
Richard Chaim ...
Norm Hankey
Josh Berman ...
Perk
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Mike Dick
David R. Parker ...
Mike New York
Daniel Collins ...
Crump
Ernest M. Garcia ...
Neighbor
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Determined to avoid another night of driving aimlessly around Torrance in the Blue Torpedo, Joe and Hubbs set out on a quest for fine chicks. Their paths soon cross with Tack, from whom they learn about a pair of foreign radical chicks hanging out near the Frankie Avalon place. Over Joe's objections, Hubbs worms Tack out of the deal, and the pair take a slow ride toward their destiny. Written by Greg Helton <ghelton@airmail.net>

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Trivia

The beer all the guys drink in the movie is called Ox 45. The script originally called for them to drink Colt 45, but Colt 45 wouldn't allow it because they refuse to endorse under-age drinking. So their drink-of-choice was changed from Colt 45 to Ox 45. See more »

Goofs

When Jill kicks Joe, he falls to his knees and she pushes him over with her foot. As he's falling over, you can see the imprint of his head and shoulder in the sand from a previous take. See more »

Quotes

Hubbs: Information without transportation equals dick.
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Crazy Credits

After all the end credits have rolled up, the picture comes back showing Joe and Hubbs leaving a liquor store. Outside the store, two members of Blue Öyster Cult (playing themselves) try to sell them some B.O.C. t-shirts, but they refuse, saying the shirts look obviously fake. See more »

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Country Fever
Composed and Performed by James Kalamasz and Alain Leroux
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Um, what year does this take place?
30 October 2003 | by (Huntington Beach, CA) – See all my reviews

Bit of advice to low budget filmmakers - have your film take place during the present day. Setting your film in the past is expensive and takes a lot of time and energy. This movie's depiction of 1970's era Southern California is so bad, it's as if they made no effort whatsoever. I mean, the very first scene has Crump's brother standing on the side of the highway as Ford Explorers and late 90's model Volvo Station wagons go cruising by. I didn't even know it took place in the 70's until Joe had his 8-track eaten by the Blue Bomber. Even the wardrobe and hair is terrible. Half the cast looks straight out of the Seattle grunge scene - tight, ripped jeans, leather jackets and long, straight hair. Hell, Hubbs looks more like the dude from the Cult than a 17 year-old high school kid in the 70's. The "hot" chick adds even more confusion, with her late-80's, metal groupie, "she's my cherry pie", Warrant video ensemble. Now, with that said, there are some great moments. Tack is hilarious and perfect. Joe's brush with Blue Oyster Cult and "the laser" is classic. The soundtrack of Ted Nugent, Sabbath, and the aforementioned BOC totally rocks (guess we know where the budget went). The Schnapster rules (*ping!*) Mike Dick and Mike New York and all their cases of talls rule too. Kind of amazing how such a bad flick can have so many classic moments. As a matter of fact, every poorly contrived scene of bad dialogue and even worse wardrobes is actually worth sitting through, if just for that one scene where Tack starts talking about his zits. Dazed and Confused, one of my all time favorite movies, doesn't have a single scene as funny, as candid, as just straight up randon, as that one. "I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!" Amen, Tack.


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