Hocus Pocus (1993)

Michael McGrady: Cop

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Quotes 

• Dani : Officer! Officer!

  Allison : Officer, we need your help.

  Cop : What's the problem?

  Dani : [to Max]  Tell him.

  Allison : Go ahead.

  Max : [nervously]  Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.

  Cop : [disapprovingly]  You lit the Black Flamed Candle?

  Max : Yeah.

  Cop : Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.

  Dani : And he's a virgin.

  [the cop stares at them] 

  Cop : [to Max]  Come here.

  [Max comes closer to him] 

  Cop : [whispers]  Are you a virgin?

  Max : Yeah.

  Cop : Really?

  Max : Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?

• Allison : Officer, this is not a prank!

  Dani : Really!

  Cop : Hey! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get out of here.

  Allison : [runs off in fear with Max, Dani, and Binx]  Come on, Dani.

  Cop : And take that cat with you.

  [the cop laughs] 

  Cop's Girlfriend : [comes out wearing a Halloween costume]  What's so funny, Eddie?

  Cop : Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop.

  [his girlfriend laughs]