Taking Care of Business (1990) Poster

Jim Belushi: Jimmy

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  • Ted Bradford Jr. : Spencer... Toast.

    Jimmy Dworski : Yeah... A toast! To the Cubs winning the world series!... and to big tits!

  • Jimmy Dworski : It's the Cubs in the World Series - it's a dream of mine, sir.

    Warden Toolman : I know, I know,I know, I know, all right. I am not gonna stand in the way of anybody's dream, Jimmy. I'll tell you what:

    Jimmy Dworski : What?

    Warden Toolman : If I sink this put, you can go. What do you think of that? Hmmm?

    Jimmy Dworski : I think you should keep your head down, arms straight, drop your shoulder, concentrate, focus, think of the hole, GET the ball in the hole!

    Warden Toolman : Smell the hot dogs now, Jimmy. The crack of the bat; the roar of the crowd; you can order your tickets now, Jim.

    [the ball misses the hole by a mile] 

  • Jimmy Dworski : Just give me my reward and I'm outta here.

    Spencer Barnes : Reward, are you crazy? I should sue you for everything you've got!

    Jimmy Dworski : I'd like to see that. I got nothing.

  • Spencer Barnes : [inside the prison]  Look me up when you get out.

    Jimmy Dworski : OK. I get out in about 20 minutes.

    Spencer Barnes : In that case, forget it.

  • Jimmy Dworski : I'm out of here.

    [Stands] 

    Jimmy Dworski : [to Diane]  Nice tits.

    Sakamoto : [Stands]  I'm out of here also.

    [Bows to Diane] 

    Sakamoto : Nice chi-chi.

  • [pretending to be Spencer Barnes while making a toast during a business meeting] 

    Jimmy Dworski : A toast on that the Cubs may win the World Series... , and big tits.

  • Jimmy Dworski : [after entering the mansion for the first time after finding the key and alarm codes in the filofax]  Wow! I'm on fucking Dynasty!

  • Jimmy Dworski : Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.

    Warden Toolman : [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision] 

    Jimmy Dworski : OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.

    Warden Toolman : [Nods yes]  No can do.

    Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake!

    [Warden and guard look up as if offended] 

    Jimmy Dworski : I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.

    Warden Toolman : Take away his TV priveleges.

    Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?

    Warden Toolman : Did you call me an asshole?

    Jimmy Dworski : [to guard]  Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?

    Prison Guard : Yep.

    Warden Toolman : Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!

    Jimmy Dworski : No - you can't... You can't!

    Warden Toolman : NO ONE!

    Jimmy Dworski : I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE!

    [to guards] 

    Jimmy Dworski : And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!

  • Jewel Bentley : That was the best safe sex I've ever had!

    Jimmy Dworski : That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!

  • Walter Bentley : [from his hospital bed with tubes in him]  Spencer! You look awful!

    Jimmy Dworski : [whispering to Spencer Barnes]  Like he looks great.

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