Moses Znaimer: Secundus' Answer Box
Quotes
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Garage Owner : Hey, what are you doin' in my shop?
Secundus : I am recharging my answerbox.
Garage Owner : Whatever the hell that is, you sure picked the wrong place to do it.
Secundus : You're quite a big man.
Garage Owner : Big enough to take you, pal!
Secundus : Yes?
[grabs the Garage Owner by the throat]
Secundus : Test for the anti-life equation!
Secundas' Answer Box : Subject does not posses the anti-life equation, testing will result in discorporation.
Secundus : RUN THE TEST!
[the Garage Owner evaporates]
Secundus : You failed.
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Secundus : I'm looking for a man. A wo-man.
Cocky Youth : Women. Ah, you're looking for women. Like exotic dancers.
Secundus : I'm not familiar with the term, "exotic dancer".
Secundas' Answer Box : Exotic dancers are birthing members of this species performing contemporary fertility rites.
