The Charmings (1987–1988)

Carol Huston: Snow White Charming

Quotes 

• Snow White Charming : Mother, you shouldn't be doing bad deeds this close to Christmas, you want to be on your best behavior for Santa.

  Queen Lillian White : Santa? You two still believe in Santa? Oh this is rich.

  Snow White Charming : Why shouldn't we believe in him?

  Eric Charming : Hasn't he come every year on Christmas Eve?

  Queen Lillian White : This is not the Enchanted Forrest, this is the Twentieth Century. There are no wishing wells, no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and certainly no Santa Claus.

  Sally Miller : [knocks on the door, then enters]  Hi, you guys want to come to the mall to see Santa Claus?

• Fairy Godmother : Cinderella always has a happy ending, and so do Snow White and Prince Charming

  Snow White Charming : You mean we can all go back to the Enchanted Forrest?

  Fairy Godmother : Of course, I have my pumpkin coach right outside.

  Eric Charming : Snow, did you hear that?

  Snow White Charming : We can go home.

  Fairy Godmother : Now everyone hurry and pack because the coach turns into a pumpkin at the stroke of 11.

  Eric Charming : I thought it was midnight?

  Fairy Godmother : That's EFT "Enchanted Forest Time"

• Snow White Charming : [referring to Lillian]  Mother's spells run hot and cold. Maybe she is going through the change?

  Queen Lillian White : How dare she insult my witchcraft! Oh, is it hot in here?

  The Mirror : Well, Lillian, let's examine the evidence first. You get us stuck here, now you've brought Cinderella. Next I suppose it will be Goldilocks and The Three Bears, then what are you going to do?

  Queen Lillian White : We'll buy some porridge... OK?

• Eric Charming : Have I ever told you how I met your mother, son?

  Thomas Charming : A million times. Grandma gave Mom a poison apple, you rode along on your white horse and kissed her, and woke her up.

  Snow White Charming : [to Eric]  Honey, somehow it sounds better when you tell it.

  Eric Charming : You left out the best part, that's how I've awakened her ever since.

  [Eric and Snow kiss] 

  Thomas Charming : Why don't you get an alarm clock like everyone else!

• Sally Miller : After the game these guys usually go out together, they drink beer, eat pizza, tell off color jokes, and have belching contests.

  Snow White Charming : Why?

  Sally Miller : It's what they call male bonding.

  Snow White Charming : Well, Eric will just have to bond another time because he told me he's coming to my meeting.

  Sally Miller : Honey, none of the husbands go to these things. What makes you think you're married to the only prince?

  Snow White Charming : Trust me!

• Snow White Charming : Has anyone ever told you that you are a cold, heartless woman?

  Queen Lillian White : Yes, but I never tire of hearing it!