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Quotes
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[Sargent Vinnie picks up a chocolate bar out of a rubbish bin]
Vinnie Schtulman : Hey, Carey, look at this, huh? Geez. A Nestle Crunch bar. It's hardly been touched.
[Notices the state of the candy]
Vinnie Schtulman : Ah, no wonder. It's got ants all over it.
[Brushes and blows the ants off]
Carey Mahoney : Vinnie, you're not gonna eat that are you?
Vinnie Schtulman : Well, you wanna split it?
Carey Mahoney : [horrified] No!
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[Mahoney wears a microphone while infiltrating Zed's gang]
Carey Mahoney : So what is this place? It smells like animals.
Vinnie Schtulman : They took him to my place?
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Vinnie Schtulman : [after seeing his cat pooped in the cereal] You sure you don't want any?
Carey Mahoney : [uneasy] I'm on a diet.
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Pete Lassard : [he, Mahoney, and Schultman are sitting having dinner at a bar after all of them lose their jobs] We don't know where they come from, where they hide out. We don't even know who their leader is. Oh, I would just love to nail that bunch.
Carey Mahoney : I'd love to get my job back.
Vinnie Schtulman : I say we do what Baretta would do.
Carey Mahoney : Baretta?
Pete Lassard , Vinnie Schtulman : Yeah. Disguise yourself, go undercover, infiltrate that gang.
Carey Mahoney : Schultman...
Pete Lassard : You think YOU could do that?
Vinnie Schtulman : No.
[points to Mahoney]
Vinnie Schtulman : But he could.
Pete Lassard : [to Mahoney] He's right.
Carey Mahoney : No.
Pete Lassard : You're young enough. Hell, you look like one of the little creeps!
Carey Mahoney : Sir, he's talking about a television show!
Pete Lassard : All right, Mahoney, here's the deal. I can't pay you your salary, can't even give you expenses, and if you get yourself in a jam, I might not be able to bail you out. It could be dangerous.
Vinnie Schtulman : You could get killed.
Pete Lassard : He's right.
Carey Mahoney : [after a pause] Sounds awfully tempting.