Lust in the Dust (1984)
Geoffrey Lewis: Hardcase
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Quotes
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Hard Case Williams : Being a leader of men is a very solitary business, miss. So I've been very concerned about my men's libidos until you so conveniently came on the scene.
Rosie Velez : I'm afraid I don't understand, sir. Are you speaking English? Eso es ingles?
Hard Case Williams : Poon tang! Poon tang! Is that any clearer little lady? My curse is that I've received the education befitting the son of a Boston preacher, may he rot in hellfire. But I do believe that you get the thrust of my meaning. My men are as horny as jackrabbits.
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Father Garcia : Do not be afraid, my son. They will not shoot while I am beside you.
Hardcase Williams : Hah! Don't count on it, Father. It's a good day for me when I get to kill a priest!
Father Garcia : I'll be in the church.
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[Hard Case's gang moves forward to rape Rosie]
Rosie Velez : No! Stop! Wait! I'm a...
[looks down]
Rosie Velez : ...virgin.
Hard Case Williams : A virgin? Really?
[Rosie nods yes]
Hard Case Williams : That DOES make a difference. Then I'LL go first.
[Hard Case starts sneezing violently]
Hard Case Williams : I've had carnal knowledge of 215 women and two goats...
Chang, Hard Case Gang : And the chicken?
[Hard Case makes a so-so gesture]
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Hardcase Williams : Hey! Be careful with those scissors.
Marguerita Ventura : [sticks scissors up against his crotch] Okay big boy, one move out of you, one lie, and I'll be wearing your jinglebobs for earrings. Nod if you follow my drift.
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[Big Ed comes in the room to see Hardcase Williams tied up and naked on the bed]
Big Ed : Mr. Williams, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Hardcase Williams : Think nothing of it. It's just an early morning condition. A lot of men get it. Would you untie me?
Big Ed : [impressed by his erection] Oh, my goodness!
Hardcase Williams : Lady, this is no time to be pointing an accusing finger.
Big Ed : At least it's only my finger that's pointing!
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Father Garcia : [levelling a rifle at them] Get away from that gold!
Hard Case Williams : Everybody move around a little bit.
Abel Wood : Father, am I ever glad to see you.
Father Garcia : Drop the guns, please. This is stolen treasure.
Hard Case Williams : I think we kinda' figured that out ourselves, you old fart. Cactus Kaplan, right?
Father Garcia : He robbed the Las Cruces Bank. A posse tracked him down, so he buried the gold when he found he could not escape.
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Hard Case Williams : Look, can we start shooting each other now? No offense, Father. It's a very interesting story, but I'd like to take the gold and get OUT of here!
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Father Garcia : For 33 long years I've been waiting for the pieces to come together. Have you any idea what it's been like, waiting in this cesspit for 33 long years?
Father Garcia : [laughs] Some people would've given up. Some people have gone crazy. But not me. Oh, no.. no, no, no! Because I knew.. I knew that one day... Cactus's little girls would come riding into Chili Verde, and I would be rich! Rich enough to cast the dust of this forsaken land forever from my sandals! Oh, I'm going to travel: London, Paris, Vienna... And then.. then Rome! The Vatican! I'm going to be a Pope!
Hard Case Williams : This man's oats ain't all in his feed bag.
Father Garcia : [he advances at them with his rifle, intending to shoot] Oh ye of little faith...
Hard Case Williams : [the Padre is shot dead] If there's one thing I hate, it's a pushy priest.
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Hardcase Williams : We need her to find the gold.
Maguerita Ventura : What do you know about the gold?
Rosie Velez : Search me?
Hardcase Williams : That's what we aim to do.
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Hardcase Williams : How do you want to do this, Mr...
Abel Wood : Wood, Abel Wood.
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Maguerita Ventura : Who the Hell are you?
Hard Case Williams : I think I can say with some measure of certainty that we are the meanest sons of bitches you ever laid them pretty eyes on.
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Rosie Velez : What do you want with me?
Hardcase Williams : "Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. I will repay," St. Paul's epistle to the Romans, Chapter 12, Verse 19. Of course, St. Paul never had a disciple that got his neck broke by a slut from a Santa Fe whorehouse.
Maguerita Ventura : Oh, I like this hombre.
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Hardcase Williams : Well, well, if it isn't ol' thunder thighs. Just the person we were looking for.
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Hard Case Williams : Lady, this is no time to be pointing an accusing finger.
Big Ed : [looking at his crotch] At least it's only my finger that's pointing!
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Rosie Velez : Oh, please. Let me live. I've never been to Paris.
Hard Case Williams : C'est la vie, Rosie.
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Hardcase Williams : So, why don't you come out in the open and we'll discuss a business partnership? What do you say?
Rosie Velez : It's my ass!
Hardcase Williams : There's enough there for both of us.
