Cannonball Run II (1984)
Jamie Farr: The Sheik
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Quotes
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Shiek : Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.
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King : How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
Shiek : He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
The Slapper : Nine.
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Slim : Okay, you'll tell us.
Blake : We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.
Tony : Only a moron would back up a race like that!
Shiek : [the Shiek enters] Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.
Shiek : [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis] Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!
Shiek : [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money] Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!
Blake : [the Shiek leaves] That was the moron.
Caesar : You know, these liars could be telling the truth.
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[last lines]
King : Once again, you have brought shame and disgrace on our tribe by not winning the Cannonball Run.
Shiek : But, father. There was this doctor in the car! He tried to give me a
[mimics injecting a hypodermic needle]
Shiek : It was his mix!
King : I warn you. Tomorrow's race is the last Cannonball I am financing. If you do not win, do not bother to come home.
Shiek : Father, don't worry! I can't lose! I have hired the winner of this Cannonball to be my co-driver in the next one. I would like you to meet him. I have told him so much about you.
[the King looks intrigued and gives an approving nod. The Shiek leads him to the car]
Shiek : Excuse me, mister. I would like you to meet my pop!
[He opens the door, revealing the chimp. The chimp grabs the King and kisses him]