The Beiderbecke Affair (1985)

Dudley Sutton: Mr. Carter

Quotes 

• Mr Carter : This tea would make a brontosaurus puke.

• Mr Carter : Mrs Swinburne, may I sit with you and kindle my desires?

• Trevor Chaplin : It's two years exactly...

  Jill Swinburne : Two years exactly since I dragged you into bed for the first time and slaked my lust on your body.

  Mr Carter : Education is wonderful, isn't it?

  Jill Swinburne : Yes. I wonder why we're all teachers - seems such a waste.

• Trevor Chaplin : [reads from instruction manual]  "Applicate the component A to bracket B with appropriate screwing." Have you tried that?

  Mr Carter : I daren't - not in front of the children.