'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Vicki Michelle: Yvette Carte-Blanche
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Quotes
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Yvette Carte-Blanche : What is happening?
Maria Recamier : We were both aroused by the banging.
Edith : I too was aroused by the banging.
Roger Leclerc : I was aroused when I saw the girls with the candles.
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[Rene is shaving in the bathroom when there is a knock on the door]
Yvette Carte-Blanche : Rene, what are you doing?
René : Cutting my throat, my love.
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[the airmen have come downstairs, minus their mustaches, dressed as serving girls]
Flying Officer Fairfax : Carstairs, you're standing like a tart again.
[Carstairs drops his arm to his side]
Edith : [looking the airmen up and down] No one will suspect them. They look just like the staff.
René : Edith, the Germans *take* the staff upstairs from time to time. If they took these two upstairs, do you not think that their suspicions will be aroused?
Yvette Carte-Blanche : We are much more attractive. They will take us.
René : And suppose there is a rush?
Flying Officer Carstairs : What are they saying, Fairfax?
Flying Officer Fairfax : I've no idea - it's all in French.
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Michelle Dubois : What do you like about Rene?
Yvette Carte-Blanche : He just makes me feel like I'm in a film with Boris Karloff!
Michelle Dubois : Poor girl. You should get some fresh air and eat some green vegetables.