Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)

Roger Moore: Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau

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• Countess Chandra : Darling?

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes, my darling?

  Countess Chandra : You're smoking the wrong end.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes... I knew that. You don't have to tell me I am smoking zhe wrong end. Do you know why I am smoking zhe wrong end?

  Countess Chandra : No darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You're right! I am smoking on zhe wrong end, because I have a very good reason.

• Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : [offering photograph]  Do you know this man?

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : No! I have never seen this person ever in my life! Never!

  Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : It's Inspector Clouseau.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : *Chief* Inspector.

  Countess Chandra : *That's* Inspector Clouseau.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : *Chief* Inspector!

  Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : You know him?

  Countess Chandra : Yes!

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : What?

• Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : By the way, we have not been properly introduced. You of course know who I am.

  Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : Sergeant Sleigh.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : No, I am not Sergeant Sleigh.

  Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : No, 'I'm' Sergeant Sleigh.

  Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Oh yes! Now we are getting somewhere.