Used Cars (1980)

Beans Morocco: Stanley Dewoski

Quotes 

• Rudy Russo : Hi, there, how ya doing? Is this your ten dollars? I saw it blow underneath the car, I picked it up. Here ya are Mr. uhh? What's your name?

  Stanley Dewoski : Stanley Dewoski

  Rudy Russo : Polish Eh? What a coincidence! Rudy Polanski, how are ya? Hey I like that watch Stan, great shoes, love em!

  Stanley Dewoski : Thanks!

  Rudy Russo : So Stan, you uh, wanna buy this Buick Centurion? Huh? Good choice! Smart man! You've got good taste, nice to see someone finally walk on this lot who know's a good car when they see one. I'll tell ya. So should we write it up?

  Stanley Dewoski : Actually I, I was just looking.

  Rudy Russo : Oh hey, terrific, terrific. That's what were here for Stan. Here you can look, browse, peek, touch, feel, taste, smell, do anything you want, take all the time you want. Nobody's going to pressure anybody around here Stan. You know something else Stan, I really think you outta buy this Buick, uh huh, I think you outta buy it today, right now. You wanna know why? Because this Buick is you! The color is you, look at it, this is your car! Stanley Dewoski is Buick Centurion Convertible. Now I know what you are thinking Stan, you're thinking, can I afford to buy a car like this? Huh, am I right? Seriously Stan, you can't afford to not buy a car like this. I'm going to make this easy on you. If you add this whole thing up, taking in inflation rate, insurance savings, gas savings, ease and comfort, you're going to come in about ten thousand ahead in making this deal. well how the ease of owning a Buick Centurion Convertible can't measure in terms of dollars and cents.