Carry on Behind (1975)
Kenneth Williams: Professor Roland Crump
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.
Prof. Roland Crump : I don't think they would like that at all.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's ok, we are poking early.
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[Professor Vrooshka and Professor Crump bargain with Barnes to rent his derelict looking caravan]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Fifteen quids a veek.
Barnes : Twenty.
Prof. Roland Crump : The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations.
Barnes : Operations? What operations?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them.
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[Prof. Anna Vrooshka crashes into Prof. Crump's caravan]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Good Mornings, so sorry!
Prof. Roland Crump : Well that's alright, don't mention it.
The Dean : Crump, I'd like you to meet Professor Vrooshka.
[In a heavy Russian accent]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : How are you doinks?
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : I have been examining Hadrian's Walls.
Prof. Roland Crump : He only had one.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : One what?
Prof. Roland Crump : He had one, one wall.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Terribly sorry, my English not yet perfected.
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The Dean : I'm glad to see you two look like hitting it off.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Hitting it off, what does hit it off mean? Means like having it off, no?
Prof. Roland Crump : Oh no, it means establishing a friendly relationship.
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[In a heavy Russian Accent]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Don't worry me and Professor Crump will soon be having it off.
Prof. Roland Crump : HITTING IT OFF!
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Prof. Roland Crump : You mean the students got here before us?
Maj. Leep : Yes, were you held up?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Yes, before we started we had quick bang together.
Prof. Roland Crump : She ran into my caravan!
Maj. Leep : Oh?
Prof. Roland Crump : No! No! She collided with it now its a complete right-off.
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's ok we are squeezing in somehow.
Prof. Roland Crump : We will do nothing of the sort!
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Prof. Roland Crump : We can't share a caravan.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You thinking you getting crumpet, no?
Prof. Roland Crump : Certainly not, where on earth did you learn that expression?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Crumpet, is to squash it, it is in dictionary, crumpet is to squash it together.
Prof. Roland Crump : Oh! You mean cramped.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Its what I say crumpet.
Prof. Roland Crump : Crumpet, crumbit, crampit, well I'm not staying round here much longer, I'm going to the pub to see if they have rooms there.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Maybe you're getting crumpet in pub also?
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : So you are sleeping in caravan?
Prof. Roland Crump : I suppose we could divide it up or something.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : H'ok, if you wishink.
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's time for knocking off!
Prof. Roland Crump : Time for what?
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[Professor Vrooshka objects to the strip teeze act at the Caravan site clubhouse]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : What is lady doing?
Prof. Roland Crump : It's a kind of dance.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Very perculiar, in my country we don't have dance like this.
Prof. Roland Crump : No, you have mixed bathing instead.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : But lady is not taking bath.
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Prof. Anna Vrooshka : [examining a mosaic of Venus that Crump is excavating] Aah! That is a Wenus, no?
Prof. Roland Crump : [puzzled] I beg your pardon?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : [emphatically] It is a Wenus!
Prof. Roland Crump : Well, that's neither one thing nor another.