Starsky and Hutch (TV Series)

Pilot (1975)

Paul Michael Glaser: Det. Dave Starsky

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• Det. Dave Starsky : You still seeing whatshername?

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.

  Det. Dave Starsky : I didn't know it was that serious.

• Det. Dave Starsky : Okay, Rollie, who was supposed to kill me?

  Fat Rolly : I don't know, Starsk. On my mother's life I don't know.

  Det. Dave Starsky : You don't have a mother. You were found in a garbage can behind Weight Watchers.

• Det. Dave Starsky : Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : The same people we always trust. Us.

• Det. Dave Starsky : Alright, let's check.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Shells?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Shells.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Your Beretta?

  Det. Dave Starsky : My Beretta. Your 38?

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : My 38. Flares?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Six flares.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Tear gas grenades?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Tear gas grenades, 1, 2, 3, 4.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Shotgun?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Shotgun, racked and loaded.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Two radios?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Two radios with fresh batteries, it's alright?

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : It's alright. Flashlight?

  Det. Dave Starsky : One flashlight.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : And the book.

  Det. Dave Starsky : And the book.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : OK, let's get outta here.

• Det. Dave Starsky : Does your mommy know you use language like this?

• Det. Dave Starsky : Everybody says the same thing, these two guys could never miss. I say they never miss unless they're told to.