Last of the Summer Wine (1973–2010)
Brian Wilde: Foggy
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Quotes
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[the boys are climbing a hill that provides a spectacular view of the surrounding countryside]
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : Every time I come up here, the spirit soars! You can't help thinking what a wonderful place it would be to set up a machine gun! Give me a small squad of hand-picked men and I could defend this place indefinitely!
Norman Clegg : How long have you been a nature lover, Foggy?
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[Foggy is trying to get Howard in shape by leaping small walls]
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : It's people like you who make this country so rich in idiots.
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Compo : Norm, does tha think me magnetism could be slipping?
Norman Clegg : Don't ask me. I was a total failure at romance.
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : But you were married.
Norman Clegg : That's what did it!
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Compo : It's just an ordinary dart.
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : It's not an ordinary dart. It's very far from being an ordinary dart. I've prepared it with something to make the creature sleep. Don't worry - I've seen the natives do this in the jungle.
Norman Clegg : Yeah, but they've got poisons growing in the jungle. What have you got?
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : The trained soldier learns to make do with whatever's available. You have to use whatever comes to hand.
Compo : All right. What is it tha soaks the darts in that's gonna put it to sleep.
Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst : Well, if you must know, it's Horlicks.
