You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972 TV Short)

Todd Barbee: Russell

Quotes 

• Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that Linus Van Pelt was running for president, would you vote for him?

  Russell : No.

  Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that he was going to straighten out the whole educational system, would you vote for him?

  Russell : No.

  Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that he was going to solve all of the problems of the whole world, would you vote for him?

  Russell : No.

  Lucy van Pelt : Well, why not?

  Russell : 'Cause I'm the one who'd be running against him.