John Myhers: Bert O. Bratt
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Quotes
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Tackaberry : Look, Bert, I really need a new secretary.
Bert O. Bratt : Gentlemen, Miss LaRue will be assigned according to normal office procedures as soon as her qualifications have been determined.
Bud Frump : I'll determine them!
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Bert O. Bratt : Just through here, Miss LaRue. And we'll get all of your vital statistics.
Hedy LaRue : 39-22-38.
Bud Frump : Oh, I win the pool!
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Bert O. Bratt : I'm Bert Bratt. I'm Bert Bratt, personnel. Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Hedy LaRue : Oh, not at all, sir. It is I whom am late.
Bert O. Bratt : Oh, no, not really.
Hedy LaRue : Oh, yes. I was very naughty this morning. I'm still not accustomed to early arisal.
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Bert O. Bratt : [singing] A secretary is not a toy, No, my boy, not a toy to fondle and dandle, And playfully handle, In search of some puerile joy, No, A secretary is not, definitely not, a toy...
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Bert O. Bratt : I'm the personnel manager. We're not hiring anyone.
J. Pierpont Finch : Well, I was just speaking to Mr. Biggley.
Bert O. Bratt : Biggley?
J. Pierpont Finch : Yes, sir.
Bert O. Bratt : J.B. Biggley?
J. Pierpont Finch : Yes, sir. He told me to see you.
Bert O. Bratt : You were speaking to J.B. Biggley himself?
J. Pierpont Finch : Yes, sir, I just - bumped into him.
Bert O. Bratt : He's a friend of yours?
J. Pierpont Finch : Well, sir, I don't think a man should trade on friendship to get a job.
Bert O. Bratt : By George, I like a man who stands on his own two feet.
