The Bobo (1967)
Peter Sellers: Juan Bautista
Quotes
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Olimpia Segura : Take me home!
Juan Bautista : Senorita, I can see that you are angry and you are completely justified. You are a lady of quality and you have been inconvenienced. Well, I am not going to allow the Count the satisfaction to arrive here and find you waiting for him. I shall request the bill immediately! Waiter, give this lady the check!
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Francisco Carbonell : I have a nose for talent! I can smell it. I smell nothing here, except, old socks and manchego cheese!
Juan Bautista : I don't wish to argue with your sense of smell. All I am asking for is a moment's attention, that's all I am asking for. Please! Señor ! Give me one moment's attention.
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Francisco Carbonell : Why are you waiting?
Juan Bautista : I'm not waiting.
Francisco Carbonell : You look like a person who's waiting.
Juan Bautista : I may look like a person who's waiting, but, I assure you, that in reality, I'm much more like a person who is not waiting.
Francisco Carbonell : Please, go.
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Olimpia Segura : Who is it?
Trinity Martinez : It's nothing, its only a gypsy.
Juan Bautista : I am not a gypsy.
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Juan Bautista : Anyway, its all abandonment and pleasure. Its all part of life's rich pageant.
Olimpia Segura : Do you always eat flowers?
Juan Bautista : Yes. I believe, you see, that if a thing is beautiful to the eye and pleasant to the smell, why should it not be delicious to the taste? I like to enjoy life, with all my senses. Rrrrrr!
Olimpia Segura : I'll drink to that.
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Juan Bautista : Let us go.
Olimpia Segura : Another glass of champagne.
Juan Bautista : No, you've had too much champagne.
Olimpia Segura : Am I not, beautiful, when I'm drunk?
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Juan Bautista : [Reoccurring theme] Meanwhile, may I take this opportunity to thank you for your kindnesses and, also, for the delicious cheese sandwiches.